ohhh you read those last ones from the bottom up.. i was heaps confused for a bit there
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Me: Can I tap that?
G/f: Huh?
Me: Can I tap that?
G/F: Im not a sex object you know!
Me: I know, I know... so can I tap that?
G/F: No
Me: why not??? come on I just wanna tap that.
G/F: Don't be a pig!
Me: So... Is that a yes...?
G/F: Im done talking to you
You know your a loser when your girlfriend denies the tap...
No but seriously I took her to funny people and then later on... She was just playin hard to get...Turbo e30 M52. Built Motor, GT3582r
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Long day after opening night of Barber of Seville. The cast went out to eat afterward and my girl and I drove separately, she's the ASM for the show. Here's the text after the restaurant:
Me: Can I tap that?
Her: I told you I'm horny as fuck where are you?
Me: I have to wait for the bill to clear then drop kate off at her house then I'll be over.
Her: k, hurry up.
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Me: Just dropped kate off.
Her: I'm tired, I think I'm gonna go to sleep.
Me: WTF?
Her: We're going hiking at 11 right?
Me: yeah, so I can't tap that?
Her: Yay! I'll see you tomorrow! Xoxo
Me: So can I tap that? ;P
Her: Don't be teasing me with that tongue
Me: You're the one who decided to go to sleep :P
Her: Bleh, let's do it tomorrow.
Me: Vibrator beat me to it didn't it?
(no response since)
Then again I'm tired and my thighs hurt like hell from my 15 mile hike today and the opera, had to check out the area so I can take her for a picnic tomorrow. On the bright side...I'm thinking sex in the woods........hell yeah!!
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lol at brody.Originally posted by BillBraskyThat's like Vlad challenging Chip Foose to a car painting contest.Originally posted by acolella76i'm pretty sure 'Phillis' is short for syphilis
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Originally posted by Farbin Kaiber View Postme: can we tap it?
Her: wut
me: that damaged bolt hole
Her: U dun flipped ur lid boy! Idaho? No U da ho.
Her: U dun flipped ur lid boy! Idaho? No U da ho.
me: Oh, you are not womenz.
Her: 12000 posts and still a noob.Toyota Pickup
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okay here are mine, 4 girls and the gf ha:
Me: Can i tap that?
Girl 1: what lol? it depends who that is referring to
Me: lol i was directing it toward you
Girl 1: haha well then, nope. i'm sorry
Me: Can i tap that?
Girl 2: Who is this?
Me: you dont have my number?
Girl 2: i got a new phone
Me: its alex, so can i
Girl 2: now ryan (bf) is mad
Me: lol
Girl 2: i dont think its funny
Me: can i tap that?
Girl 3: excuse me?
Me: Yea?
Girl 3: mmm..perhaps
Me: okay great
Me: can i tap that?
Girl 4: what?
Me: you know, tap that.
Girl 4: ok but how does that make sense? (she's dumb)
Me: What doesnt make sense?
Girl 4: uh idk im just confused
Me: about what i just asked you if i could tap that
Girl 4: Yeah :D
from then on it was just jest debating when and her being an idiot (blonde).
me: Question? can i tap that?
gf: excuse me?
me: just a question
gf: lol sure
me: Score:D
gf: not now though
me: well duh when?
gf: when i see you
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