LOL, how's this for one. Random wrong number turns into fun.
Her:Hey, are you at the harem (nightclub)?
Me:No....who is this?
Her:Amanda, I heard you worked here as a bouncer and were living in northridge.
Me:No sorry...think you have the wrong person.
Her:OK sorry.
Me:So, can I tap that?
Her: ? Sex? Alcohol?
Me:Little of both....
Her:LOL, you don't know who this is.
Me:That's no reason not to have a little fun. You gotta live a little.
Her:Alright, where are you?
Me:In Chris Hansen's spare bedroom.
Her:Ugh! I don't do pedophiles.
Me:Too bad, we have the most fun.
Her:........
Her:Hey, are you at the harem (nightclub)?
Me:No....who is this?
Her:Amanda, I heard you worked here as a bouncer and were living in northridge.
Me:No sorry...think you have the wrong person.
Her:OK sorry.
Me:So, can I tap that?
Her: ? Sex? Alcohol?
Me:Little of both....
Her:LOL, you don't know who this is.
Me:That's no reason not to have a little fun. You gotta live a little.
Her:Alright, where are you?
Me:In Chris Hansen's spare bedroom.
Her:Ugh! I don't do pedophiles.
Me:Too bad, we have the most fun.
Her:........
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