Text a girl & ask "Can I tap it?"

[Alkasquawlik]

Ahh, it comes in butt buddies...

I fixed that for you

[emoshun]

Ahh, it comes in pairs...

[Alkasquawlik]

You need to learn to play nicer with others...

shut the fuck up. no one asked your opinion.

[emoshun]

everyone on this fucking forum

me: can i tap it?
girl: no you acne infested waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles

You need to learn to play nicer with others...

[PootieTang]

everyone on this fucking forum

me: can i tap it?
girl: no you acne infested waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles

[G60 CAB]

LOL, how's this for one. Random wrong number turns into fun.

Her:Hey, are you at the harem (nightclub)?
Me:No....who is this?
Her:Amanda, I heard you worked here as a bouncer and were living in northridge.
Me:No sorry...think you have the wrong person.
Her:OK sorry.
Me:So, can I tap that?
Her: ? Sex? Alcohol?
Me:Little of both....
Her:LOL, you don't know who this is.
Me:That's no reason not to have a little fun. You gotta live a little.
Her:Alright, where are you?
Me:In Chris Hansen's spare bedroom.
Her:Ugh! I don't do pedophiles.
Me:Too bad, we have the most fun.
Her:........

[doucy2]

okay here are mine, 4 girls and the gf ha:

Me: Can i tap that?
Girl 1: what lol? it depends who that is referring to
Me: lol i was directing it toward you
Girl 1: haha well then, nope. i'm sorry

Me: Can i tap that?
Girl 2: Who is this?
Me: you dont have my number?
Girl 2: i got a new phone
Me: its alex, so can i
Girl 2: now ryan (bf) is mad
Me: lol
Girl 2: i dont think its funny

Me: can i tap that?
Girl 3: excuse me?
Me: Yea?
Girl 3: mmm..perhaps
Me: okay great

Me: can i tap that?
Girl 4: what?
Me: you know, tap that.
Girl 4: ok but how does that make sense? (she's dumb)
Me: What doesnt make sense?
Girl 4: uh idk im just confused
Me: about what i just asked you if i could tap that
Girl 4: Yeah :D
from then on it was just jest debating when and her being an idiot (blonde).

me: Question? can i tap that?
gf: excuse me?
me: just a question
gf: lol sure
me: Score:D
gf: not now though
me: well duh when?
gf: when i see you

[DEV0 E30]

Who is it?

[Farbin Kaiber]

If you only knew.

[DEV0 E30]

Owned.

[MikeK]

me: can we tap it?
Her: wut
me: that damaged bolt hole
Her: U dun flipped ur lid boy! Idaho? No U da ho.
Her: U dun flipped ur lid boy! Idaho? No U da ho.
me: Oh, you are not womenz.
Her: 12000 posts and still a noob.

:rofl: :rofl:

[Farbin Kaiber]

me: can we tap it?
Her: wut
me: that damaged bolt hole
Her: U dun flipped ur lid boy! Idaho? No U da ho.
Her: U dun flipped ur lid boy! Idaho? No U da ho.
me: Oh, you are not womenz.
Her: 12000 posts and still a noob.

[shiboujin]

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scabzzzz posted this without blurring the #.

[MikeK]

731 414 6426. we should all text it asking if we can tap it <_<

My service provider just has charged me $1.99 for texting this number. WAT THE FOOK MAN!

[FredK]

731 414 6426. we should all text it asking if we can tap it <_<

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