Text a girl & ask "Can I tap it?"

[1fastETA]

So imma try it

[1fastETA]

my ex

Me:hey
Her:hey you
Me:q hacs?
Her: I'm cleaning the house lol
Me: can I ask you a question?!
Her:sure babe
Me:can i tap it?!
Her:Omg...
Her:what lol!
Me:so can I?!
Me:...
Her:Lol. Random question lol.
Her: why so blunt about it?!
Me:Lol. Yes or no
Her:when
Me:so it's a yes?!
Her:I'm askin you when to
Me: ok

Score!

[Wh33lhop]

That one was bagged from the start. You should have told her an internet forum told you to say it for the lulz.

[acolella76]

It's not surprising to me that even everyone's girlfriends are saying 'no.'. Nice.

[devon.818]

Usually I get texts asking if they can tap dis.

3/5 are from guys.

1/2 not from guys are from girls who should be guys.

The other 1/2 are from myself.

Your fractions add to 16/10

[acolella76]

Your fractions add to 16/10

[phreshkid]

Your fractions add to 16/10

Don't forget to simplify. 8/5

[madman23]

Best response I got was from a close friend:

Me: Hey, wussup?
Her: Nm, relaxin you.
Me:Thinkin about something
Her:wussup?
Me: Can I tap it?
Her: Boy you can tap it, beat it, and drill it!!

[willworkfore30s]

Me: When you gonna let me tap that
Her: LOORRRD!!!
Me: Yeah, I never give up
Her: I was expecting something serious
Me: Yeah, cause I'm not serious
Her: Im confused now
Me: You should see my serious face right now
Her: youre serious? blunting asking that
Me: na
Her: lies
Me: so what if I am
Her: well at this very moment and current state of mind im thinking..typical boy
Me: yeah, I never was very good at that being blunt without being creepy thing was I
Her: hahah didnt say that just saying with the recent life events and current mood im thinking typical boy.

So then we continued to talk for the next 3 or 4 hours about her guy and life problems and some of mine. Then the next day she asked if I wanted to take her to the beach that weekend. We didn't end up going because I had school and work and the weather sucked but I guess you could say it worked, or would have most likely worked.

[Vince30]

Me: When are you gonna let me tap that?
Baylee: not vince. lol
Me: Why not? I thought I was sexy
Baylee: Someones funnnnny.
Vince: Is it me? Cause I'm not trying to be
Baylee: nice to meet you

Huh?

[mr2peak]

Andi is a lesbian girl I slept with a few years ago



Turns out her girlfriend is very protective. Also sounded like a man. To bad coulda been fun :(

[b*saint]

so vince, baylee is the name of your gf. Like the pornstar?

[slammin.e28]

Don't forget to simplify. 8/5

;):rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Wh33lhop]

Andi is a lesbian girl I slept with a few years ago



Turns out her girlfriend is very protective. Also sounded like a man. To bad coulda been fun :(

Andi and Shari? Really? Do they sign their names with hearts on the i's?

[mr2peak]

Andi and Shari? Really? Do they sign their names with hearts on the i's?

Andi might.

After talking to Shari on the phone and asking if I could tap them both, I think she's more likely to dot her i's with my head given the chance.