Text a girl & ask "Can I tap it?"

[thearkitekt]

ex-gf:
Me: can i tap that?
Her: lol say what?
me: you know
her: me?
me: of course
her: lol
her: random...
me: so thats a no?
her: uhh yeah

fail. hahah. ill try more later

[Surtr]

Me: I'm going to violently rape you
Her: If you want to drive the 6 hours, go for it
Her: Do you want me to pretend I don't like it
Me: You wouldn't like it if I tried to make you like it

Translated from text speak for readability.

[Mastrcruse]

Call her up.

Edit: Why the ninja edit Mastrcruse??

I was gonna suggest take it down...but then I realized I didn't really care.

[straight6pwr]

good. now i can text this to women, and when it comes back to my girlfriend, i can be like HUNNY, IT WAS JOKE, LOOK AT THIS THREAD.

[SA E30]

My responses were quite lack lustre I'm afraid.

Me: Can I tap that?
L : Where you? I'm coming

I didn't reply as I'm scared of her big ass BF.
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Me: Can I tap that?
L : Do you have the right Jade there hun... what a way to spark up a convo after so long, how you doing
Me: Yes I'm sure. So can I?

No reply.

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Me: Can I tap that?
L : Who is this?
Me: Stevin
L : Oh yes!!!!!! Where u?
Me : At Jet (it's a night club), see u now?
L : Sure. dont find another skank in the mean time.

I loled!

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Me: Can I tap that?
L : Excuse ME!?!?!
Me: I'm wanna tap that ass!
L : You know I have a bf?
Me: Yes he can tap it after i'm done
L : ASSHOLE

HAHAHAHA...

I sent all these on friday night at around 1.30AM.

[TexasTerp]

Success! I texted the girl I'm hooking up with during the performance last night...

me: can i tap that?
her: hahaha!!!!
me: so is that a yes?

(no response for a few hours due to performance and cast party)
Then at the after party.....

her: boy, you had better get your fine ass down here before my vibrator has all the fun.

[Wh33lhop]

He hit me, the girl on the left, last night.... while I hit the girl on the right.

:o

Need moar pics of both girls in question in order to judge level of win

[lylefk]

Another...



Yeah, the convo went on from there...while good, not really funny...

[5KWattson]

this morning around 2am,

Me: can i tap it?

friend:tap what?

Me: it

no response...it was 3 am by then.

8 am;
Friend: hunny im a thousand miles away :(

Me:but could i?

Friend:Mmmm possibly :) why do you ask

Me:;) sweet maybe for fun we can meet up somewere in between

Friend: Maybe ;)

[TexasTerp]

He hit me, the girl on the left, last night.... while I hit the girl on the right.

:o

Good going Viet!

[lylefk]

So I was thinking about this thread and realized I knew someone who, while not at ALL likely to say yes (but that's not really the point, is it) should be entertaining...here you are...I have a few more I'll get later...

[lylefk]

He hit me, the girl on the left, last night.... while I hit the girl on the right.

That's a weak sauce threesome btw...he should get to 'hit' her too...just my .02 ;)

Last one I had, my gf at the time didn't want me sleeping with her friend either...but then like 10 minutes in she changed her mind and pretty much made me. She had to twist my arm

I'm definitely of the opinion that threesomes should be ONLY with 2 other people you aren't in a relationship with, ie. randoms. :tsk:

[SoopaGhetto]

yesterday...

me: can i tap that
gf: no response

today...

me: can i tap that
gf: no response

...few hrs later...

gf: nope
me: are you sure
gf: yes


:(

[Republic]

Me: Can I tap that?
Wife: (No response)
Me: Can I tap that?
Wife: (calls phone) Tap what?
Me: That!
Wife: What?
Me: Can I tap that?
Wife: what are you talking about?
Me: Tapping you.
Wife: Where are you?
Me: Coming. So can I tap that?
Wife: Is this dependant upon you coming home?
Me: Possibly.
Wife: Get your booty home

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Me: So can I tap that?
Schneller 3er: Que??? Scroll one number up... maybe you meant to ask the misses. Not mine either:)
Me: No meant you underwear model. Ratatatap.
Schneller 3er: Ha ha NOT!!! I'll be in Schaumburg Streets of Woodfield at 2pm. I'll have the $$$ with me.
Me: First time is free for good friends.
Schneller 3er: LOL... I'm in. What type of keg?
Me: O-Style
Schneller 3er: SWEET
Me: R3Vd

[dvs909]

That is not a score. That is the precursor to you waking up in a bathtub full of ice sans kidney. :p