Text a girl & ask "Can I tap it?"

[beanerguitarist]

I'm a good honest friend though. Us 3 are best friends. Sorry I'm a bit more loyal to my friends than to fuck his girl of 2 years. If my friend goes I'm smacking the shit out of him.
You obviously don't follow any Bro Codes

lol didnt see the friend part.... how close of a "friend are we talking..." and how hott is the chick.... i think pics are needed to further this discussion

[slaterd]

I'm a good honest friend though. Us 3 are best friends. Sorry I'm a bit more loyal to my friends than to fuck his girl of 2 years. If my friend goes I'm smacking the shit out of him.
You obviously don't follow any Bro Codes

[beanerguitarist]

My friend just did it with one of our other buddy's girls for a joke .....um
Him: Hey girl when you gonna let my smash that
Her: *****?
Him: Yes, I need an answer.
Her: bout fucking time you asked
Him: Really?
Her: ***won't be home til 8 tonight, be there at 4.
Him: k

Sooooo, how do we approach this one?

you fucking kidding, get your ass there around 4 and make sure to head out before 8

[beanerguitarist]

Girls can be "friends"?

I always thought they were just like my car. I get one I like and hold onto it for a while. Starts breaking and shit....flip it.

this will be in my sig shortly

[slaterd]

My friend just did it with one of our other buddy's girls for a joke .....um
Him: Hey girl when you gonna let my smash that
Her: *****?
Him: Yes, I need an answer.
Her: bout fucking time you asked
Him: Really?
Her: ***won't be home til 8 tonight, be there at 4.
Him: k

Sooooo, how do we approach this one?

[Exodus_2pt0]

You know how I know you're gay?

Because doesn't consider no strings attached casual sex to be a form of entertainment 100X better than texting about it?

Ban.


On that note, I sent this to my ladyfriend, who never responded. Then I came home at lunch and got laid. Win?

[AndrewBird]

One thread I read the while way through. Might try on a couple girls. I'm afraid allot of then will just say yes lol. I want some entertainment.

You know how I know you're gay?

[beanerguitarist]

good. now i can text this to women, and when it comes back to my girlfriend, i can be like HUNNY, IT WAS JOKE, LOOK AT THIS THREAD.

:(

[Wschnitz]

One thread I read the while way through. Might try on a couple girls. I'm afraid allot of then will just say yes lol. I want some entertainment.

[spike68]

This has provided me so much entertainment for the past hour....












Thank you.

[HarukoE30]

Game Recognizes Game Granddad :pimp:

[Threehz]

BuMp!

Solid bump sir.

[CabbE30]

BuMp!

[InuFaye]

Pow bitch!

[slammin.e28]

and hit it from the back!

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