Text a girl & ask "Can I tap it?"

[Exodus_2pt0]

You know how I know you're gay?

Because doesn't consider no strings attached casual sex to be a form of entertainment 100X better than texting about it?

Ban.


On that note, I sent this to my ladyfriend, who never responded. Then I came home at lunch and got laid. Win?

[slaterd]

My friend just did it with one of our other buddy's girls for a joke .....um
Him: Hey girl when you gonna let my smash that
Her: *****?
Him: Yes, I need an answer.
Her: bout fucking time you asked
Him: Really?
Her: ***won't be home til 8 tonight, be there at 4.
Him: k

Sooooo, how do we approach this one?

[beanerguitarist]

Girls can be "friends"?

I always thought they were just like my car. I get one I like and hold onto it for a while. Starts breaking and shit....flip it.

this will be in my sig shortly

[beanerguitarist]

My friend just did it with one of our other buddy's girls for a joke .....um
Him: Hey girl when you gonna let my smash that
Her: *****?
Him: Yes, I need an answer.
Her: bout fucking time you asked
Him: Really?
Her: ***won't be home til 8 tonight, be there at 4.
Him: k

Sooooo, how do we approach this one?

you fucking kidding, get your ass there around 4 and make sure to head out before 8

[slaterd]

I'm a good honest friend though. Us 3 are best friends. Sorry I'm a bit more loyal to my friends than to fuck his girl of 2 years. If my friend goes I'm smacking the shit out of him.
You obviously don't follow any Bro Codes

[beanerguitarist]

I'm a good honest friend though. Us 3 are best friends. Sorry I'm a bit more loyal to my friends than to fuck his girl of 2 years. If my friend goes I'm smacking the shit out of him.
You obviously don't follow any Bro Codes

lol didnt see the friend part.... how close of a "friend are we talking..." and how hott is the chick.... i think pics are needed to further this discussion

[beanerguitarist]

Sooooo, how do we approach this one?

honestly... his girl is down... that is his first problem. He probably isnt to skilled in the bedroom or she wouldnt be down, and the way i see it, if she cheats... better to know its not from some rando

[slaterd]

Well her and my gf are friends and she's told me many times of the conversations they have with my performance in bed. So she knows what I'm capable of ha. But we're really close friends, he's pretty much my unofficial brother. And I don't have pics of her on hand?

[beanerguitarist]

well why not put up pics, preferably underwear shots and then we can all help you make the decision. If its a smokin 12 and your buddies girl is lookin elsewhere for it she shouldnt be there in the first place.

[slaterd]

She's hot but like I said, I don't and wouldn't have pics of her.
1: Not gonna ask my bestrfriend's girl for nude pics.
2: She's friends with my girlfriend
3: I don't fuck around on my girl
4: I don't fuck my friend over
If I were single and me and him weren't friends, trust me, I'd be all over that shit. But that's not the situation. On my scale she's probably a 9 where my girlfriend is also a 9-10. My gf for scale references the blonde on the far far far right!

[beanerguitarist]

^^^^^^ as long as its not the one on the far left!!!! hahahahahahahhahaha ok but seriously im being a dick. dont fuck your buddies, shit aint cool. bro code. i just wanted to see if we could get some pic bumpage

[Exodus_2pt0]

The real question you have to ask yourself...

Do you tell your friend?

[slaterd]

That's what I'm wondering ha. She just texted him, and said to bring me too. Gross. I think I just lost all respect for this bitch. Cheating whore and wants a 3 way with 2 guys? Fuck dude, dats nasty and not in a good way.

[beanerguitarist]

go for the tower bro!!!!!!!

[slaterd]

I think you just wanna see my dick