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  • Alkasquawlik
    R3V Elite
    • Feb 2008
    • 4557

    #91
    Originally posted by s0urce
    ^That's not semen chap. That's a bacterial & viral cornucopia of Streptococcus and Herpes. Sorry for the blurry pic, I need a new camera.
    well it looks like semen. is it your throat?

    Originally posted by blunt
    its his facebook self portrait after i textured his tonsils like a cheap apartment ceiling
    You are quite possibly my favorite poster on r3v..after myself of course

    SC*AR

    Originally posted by JamesE30
    And with a car looking like yours I imagine the balance shall tip in the favor of insult, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw, opposite... a dwarf.

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    • s0urce
      R3VLimited
      • Dec 2004
      • 2933

      #92
      ^If only...like I said. This won't wash off.

      tasty

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      • XXX
        Member
        • Jan 2008
        • 88

        #93
        how bout being jflip

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        • Alkasquawlik
          R3V Elite
          • Feb 2008
          • 4557

          #94
          Originally posted by s0urce
          ^If only...like I said. This won't wash off.
          I bet a healthy dose of 500,000 of my future children will wash it right away.

          SC*AR

          Originally posted by JamesE30
          And with a car looking like yours I imagine the balance shall tip in the favor of insult, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw, opposite... a dwarf.

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          • blunttech
            Forum Sponsor
            • Jul 2004
            • 12850

            #95
            Originally posted by s0urce
            ^If only...like I said. This won't wash off.
            no worries sally. i will wrap my cock in ice and water dam rubberized shield from home depot and attack your throat with the zest of mikek on a bowl of pickled fish heads
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            • s0urce
              R3VLimited
              • Dec 2004
              • 2933

              #96
              Originally posted by Alkasquawlik
              I bet a healthy dose of 500,000 of my future children will wash it right away.
              Consult with Blunt next time.
              tasty

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              • s0urce
                R3VLimited
                • Dec 2004
                • 2933

                #97
                Originally posted by blunt
                no worries sally. i will wrap my cock in ice and water dam rubberized shield from home depot and attack your throat with the zest of mikek on a bowl of pickled fish heads
                Don't threaten me with a good time.
                tasty

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                • alane
                  Grease Monkey
                  • Sep 2007
                  • 376

                  #98
                  Originally posted by Alkasquawlik
                  I bet a healthy dose of 500,000 of my future children will wash it right away.
                  That was weak.

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                  • blunttech
                    Forum Sponsor
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 12850

                    #99
                    Originally posted by alane
                    That was weak.
                    whats weak is some dicksmack coming in here with nothing to add but "thats weak"
                    why dont you hit us with some funny shit and redeem yourself?
                    you cannot get all your self worth from being an expert cock wrangler
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                    • alane
                      Grease Monkey
                      • Sep 2007
                      • 376

                      #100
                      Originally posted by blunt
                      whats weak is some dicksmack coming in here with nothing to add but "thats weak"
                      why dont you hit us with some funny shit and redeem yourself?
                      you cannot get all your self worth from being an expert cock wrangler
                      That was weak too.

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                      • blunttech
                        Forum Sponsor
                        • Jul 2004
                        • 12850

                        #101
                        Originally posted by alane
                        That was weak too.
                        thanks for confirming you have nothing. now get the fuck off this forum
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                        • jflip2002
                          R3V Elite
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 4377

                          #102
                          Originally posted by alane
                          That was weak too.
                          Who is this fucker? Doesnt say shit, just pops in and criticizes.

                          Whats weak are your rectal walls after the ass pounding I deliver to you.
                          Originally posted by blunt
                          i would jerk larry king off while tonging jflips ass if h0lmes would blow his head off

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                          • blunttech
                            Forum Sponsor
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 12850

                            #103
                            Originally posted by jflip2002
                            Who is this fucker? Doesnt say shit, just pops in and criticizes.

                            Whats weak are your rectal walls after the ass pounding I deliver to you.
                            Im sorry Jflip but this waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffless anal walls could be used as a rubber membrane for a flat roof on a commercial building. i have sodomized him with table legs and axe handles so violently that the tissue had no choice but to turn into a substance more impenetrable than kevlar weave
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                            • Jonny Cash
                              E30 Mastermind
                              • Sep 2008
                              • 1763

                              #104
                              Originally posted by blunt
                              ive spent time in that hellhole you dirty raft dweller. wtf is a gheenoe? is that something like a life raft made of 99 cent styro coolers your family floated to US soil on??
                              Biggest redneck around, doesent even know what a gheenoe is. You know, g-o-o-g-l-e? Say it three times to yourself. Sounds familiar right? Kinda like the sound Alkaswalaseltzer's throat makes when he juggles your balls in his mouth.
                              -Jay

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                              • blunttech
                                Forum Sponsor
                                • Jul 2004
                                • 12850

                                #105
                                Originally posted by Jonny Cash
                                Biggest redneck around, doesent even know what a gheenoe is. You know, g-o-o-g-l-e? Say it three times to yourself. Sounds familiar right? Kinda like the sound Alkaswalaseltzer's throat makes when he juggles your balls in his mouth.
                                its not that i dont know how to find out what it is. its just that i dont give 2 fucks about you and i actually thought as stupid and uneducated as you present yourself you just sounded out some insult you heard on cable TV.
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