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    Originally posted by Jonny Cash View Post
    Biggest redneck around, doesent even know what a gheenoe is. You know, g-o-o-g-l-e? Say it three times to yourself. Sounds familiar right? Kinda like the sound Alkaswalaseltzer's throat makes when he juggles your balls in his mouth.
    Who is the redneck that knows what the fuck a gheenoe is? I googled that shit, and was kind of proud I didnt know what it was. Its like knowing the recipe to possum stew, ya fucking hillbilly.
    Originally posted by blunt
    i would jerk larry king off while tonging jflips ass if h0lmes would blow his head off

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      Originally posted by blunt View Post
      its not that i dont know how to find out what it is. its just that i dont give 2 fucks about you and i actually thought as stupid and uneducated as you present yourself you just sounded out some insult you heard on cable TV.
      Uneducated how so? Thats your funniest post to date, considering your punctuation is comparable to a kid in kindergarten.
      -Jay

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        Don't be too harsh on Johnny Cash, he is probably just an acne-encrusted, balding, 35-stone, 4’7" dwarf in his parents’ basement, surrounded by semen-stained handkerchiefs and old copies of Beastiality Today.

        SC*AR

        Originally posted by JamesE30
        And with a car looking like yours I imagine the balance shall tip in the favor of insult, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw, opposite... a dwarf.

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          obviously stealing. unless the n word is directed towards a black person and being meant in a bad way, i see no problem with it. and for weed, lets not even get started.
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            Originally posted by jflip2002 View Post
            Who is the redneck that knows what the fuck a gheenoe is? I googled that shit, and was kind of proud I didnt know what it was. Its like knowing the recipe to possum stew, ya fucking hillbilly.
            Another fucking dumbass. And you live on the ocean too, go figure.

            Tell me, what are you proud of? The fact that you sit on the internet all day hiding in your house? Or that fact that all your muscle is all water?

            Go drink some creatine and pop some more d-bols you fucking scumbag loser.
            -Jay

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              Originally posted by jflip2002 View Post
              Who is this fucker? Doesnt say shit, just pops in and criticizes.

              Whats weak are your rectal walls after the ass pounding I deliver to you.
              Calm down flipper. I see your afternoon roid rage is kicking in. Some bong rips should offset that nicely.

              Originally posted by blunt View Post
              Im sorry Jflip but this waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffless anal walls could be used as a rubber membrane for a flat roof on a commercial building. i have sodomized him with table legs and axe handles so violently that the tissue had no choice but to turn into a substance more impenetrable than kevlar weave
              Please continue. I like where this is going.

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                Don't be too harsh on Johnny Cash
                You spelled it wrong. johnny cash is dead.
                -Jay

                2014 NASA FL se30 champ #81
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                  Originally posted by Jonny Cash View Post
                  Another fucking dumbass. And you live on the ocean too, go figure.

                  Tell me, what are you proud of? The fact that you sit on the internet all day hiding in your house? Or that fact that all your muscle is all water?

                  Go drink some creatine and pop some more d-bols you fucking scumbag loser.
                  Yes, I live 5 blocks from the ocean, and know nothing of that sort of hillbilly water craft.

                  I sit at work all day, sitting on the internet... so its acceptable.

                  Fact: Muscle is 70% water, lol. Google that. You know, G-O-O-G-L-E? Ya fucking turd.
                  Originally posted by blunt
                  i would jerk larry king off while tonging jflips ass if h0lmes would blow his head off

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                    Originally posted by Jonny Cash View Post
                    You spelled it wrong. johnny cash is dead.
                    How bout you follow in his footsteps.
                    Originally posted by blunt
                    i would jerk larry king off while tonging jflips ass if h0lmes would blow his head off

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                      Originally posted by alane View Post
                      Please continue. I like where this is going.
                      I dont know if you like where it's going, but you certainly like where it's been.
                      Originally posted by blunt
                      i would jerk larry king off while tonging jflips ass if h0lmes would blow his head off

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                        Originally posted by Jonny Cash View Post
                        Uneducated how so? Thats your funniest post to date, considering your punctuation is comparable to a kid in kindergarten.
                        dont expect much from me at dinner time fuckface. im stressed out trying to prepare a wholesome meal for my family. i will be back in full force with no punctuation at a later date. until then, sit in the corner and look stupid.. you do it well
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                          Blunt doing a woman's work?
                          Blasphemy.

                          SC*AR

                          Originally posted by JamesE30
                          And with a car looking like yours I imagine the balance shall tip in the favor of insult, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw, opposite... a dwarf.

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                            Originally posted by jflip2002 View Post
                            How bout you follow in his footsteps.
                            im just going to throw this out there and see where it goes.
                            im willing to use my paypal account for a "jonny cash suicide fund"
                            we could collect money in the form of 5 dollar donations from r3v members for this piece of shit to kill himself. the money could then be forwarded to jonnys mother and used to remove the crusted semen off her basement walls, plug the glory holes and perhaps repaint the black walls
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                              Originally posted by blunt View Post
                              im just going to throw this out there and see where it goes.
                              im willing to use my paypal account for a "jonny cash suicide fund"
                              we could collect money in the form of 5 dollar donations from r3v members for this piece of shit to kill himself. the money could then be forwarded to jonnys mother and used to remove the crusted semen off her basement walls, plug the glory holes and perhaps repaint the black walls
                              I really like that idea.... but the money could be used for such a more worthy cause. No, not fighting hunger, or finding the cure for AIDS or cancer. Rather, the HOLMES suicide fund. Maybe we can get a GB rate.
                              Originally posted by blunt
                              i would jerk larry king off while tonging jflips ass if h0lmes would blow his head off

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                                Originally posted by Alkasquawlik View Post
                                There is no way Jflip would be banned, he just has a strong opinion that greatly differs from 99% of the people on r3v and he enjoys stirring the pot.

                                If Blunt and that other guy weren't banned for that whole family picture deal, it's safe to say almost anything goes here.

                                What do you ever mean? Oh I recall now...

                                And, for the record, I'm beginning to hate stoners up here, because I can't find any. If anyone is looking for a GB on tweakers, I got BOGO going on out here, and if you act fast, I can double your order with free S&H on the second batch.

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