Have you ever stolen anything?

[deutschman]

i ones stole this ass wholes girl friend from him in mexico and fucked her. the sex was great, and it was really funny when the guy told me he wanted to kill me.
i also took a bunch of cutlery from sf city college so i could have something to eat with.

cheers!

[EricT]

I've stolen my own stuff back.....my tv, furniture, stereo, clothes, guitars, amps, etc.....I had a place on my own and was dumb enough to let a girl move in with me.....we split and she kept the apartment since I wanted to move anyway.....

Then she decided when I went to borrow a truck that everything in it was hers and wouldn't let me in. She was threatening to call the cops if I didn't leave.......so I called off work and waited till she went to work the next day and broke in. Didn't have a key cuz I was stupid enough to give it to her before I went to borrow the truck not thinking anything of it after working things out with the landlord switching the lease to her name. It was a learning experience.

When all was done she was left with her clothes and personal effects. 1 spoon, 1 glass, 1 fork, 1 knife, 1 plate, 1 bowl, a pan and a plastic lawn chair and a tv tray. She should of been happy I left her with that. But I remembered what it was like starting out on my own with nothing.....

[mrsleeve]

I will admit to theaving nothing, on the public internetz

[BobombETA]

I stole a pack of pogs from Kmart when I was like 10. Now I only "steal" media online.

[magicswan20]

havent stolen anything except mp3s. tho i have had many, many opportunities to steal sum expensive things. i just pass it along to the next guy. haha. some people need to be more carefull with their belongings. Keep in mind the feeling you get when someone has stolen something from you.

[Aptyp]

lol at self-incriminating threads lately. At this pace, we may get shut down as a criminal organization and get trialed as mob.

[SL a.m.>IN]

I habitually steal pens.

I stole a Dreamcast when I quit the video game store I worked at like 10 years ago, right before I moved. My manager came over to my apartment the night before we moved for a HUGE party, and saw it in one of the boxes I hadn't closed up yet. He told me I could keep it as a going away present.

I made my wife steal a bottle of hot sauce from a restaurant a long time ago. my wife was mortified because shes never stolen anything in her life. she was super nervous and only did it because i made her. then, 3 or 4 days later we prank called her and told her we were the manager from the restaurant and she was seen slipping it into her purse and we got her name and number from her credit card payment info.

those are some good stories lol, i especially like what happened after the stealing took place. So was erict's it was just too long to quote. I cant help but picture her reaction when she got home that day.

[namsayin]

I made my wife steal a bottle of hot sauce from a restaurant a long time ago. my wife was mortified because shes never stolen anything in her life. she was super nervous and only did it because i made her. then, 3 or 4 days later we prank called her and told her we were the manager from the restaurant and she was seen slipping it into her purse and we got her name and number from her credit card payment info.

hahaha that is great!

[SL a.m.>IN]

hahaha that is great!

I cant see you sig! Its prolly a good one too. Love your car, its the reason im taking my tints off tomorrow ;)

[emoshun]

I've stolen packs of gum as a kid, kinda became a habit, never got caught, don't do it much anymore...

[Vince30]

When i was in 8th grade there was a snack counter, and for some reason there was a bowl of twix candy right on the counter. Me and my friends would ask for something like chips so she would turn around and grab them and we would swipe one or two twix. We did this about every day for almost a whole month before they started taking inventory and put them behind the cashier.

[Desaevious]

Amongst 5 friends, we have 7 terabytes of HD movies, music, and PC/Mac software and games worth having. The most expensive of which is "Houdini Master", a completely badass professional 3D animation software that none of us have attempted to make anything with (its very advanced), but just got for shits and giggles. Houdini's site lists it as $7,995 for a full license of the version we have.

[Desaevious]

I habitually steal pens.

I work part time for Staples, so this happens to me, coworkers, and even managers very often. But its not like we go to the rack and pull off whatever pen we want either, just whatever is kicking around at the registers.

[Erik]

My friend has a G35 that was slammed on coils and was rocking some ballin' 20"x9.5 20"x11 Work VS-XX. He was building his car back to stock and was selling the wheels to a guy on G35driver.com. The guy sends him the paypal money and before it clears my friend meets up with him to give him the wheels (no shipping, no tracking number, no evidence). Well the payment never cleared and it was returned to the buyer. So paypal has pretty much nothing to do with this. BUT A few weeks go by and after hiring a PI to track this guy down we drive across the state and "repo" the wheels ourselves... Best "criminal" night of my life.

[mrsleeve]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Thats just what I would have done, and left him a gift as well a big steamy turd on his wind shield