Have you ever stolen anything?

[Miasma]

^^ Win

[SL a.m.>IN]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Thats just what I would have done, and left him a gift as well and big steamy turd on his wind shield

This might just go in my sig, im crying man. Fuk, just picturing that makes my insides hurt with laughter.

[Beastolizer]

I take sun glasses constantly. They are too easy to take and slip in your pocket. I've gathered quite an array of sun glasses.

Oh, I stole some cologne once. It smelled twice as good knowing I didn't pay shit for it.

[myinfernalbmw]

I habitually write the wrong prices down before paying for hardware. After working at stealerships I won't pay full price for anything.

[RCWells]

I have, and it's a really shitty thing to do. Don't do it.

[Optimator]

This thread should be renamed to, "R3vlimited members you shouldn't hang out with in real life."

[blunttech]

This thread should be renamed to, "R3vlimited members you shouldn't hang out with in real life."

i already have that list posted on my office wall. its alphabetical and optimator is on top. im still waiting to add a member that starts with the letter P so i can have 2 members on it

[Optimator]

i already have that list posted on my office wall. its alphabetical and optimator is on top. im still waiting to add a member that starts with the letter P so i can have 2 members on it

:(

Why? I would never steal anything, except maybe a crotchety old man's heart?

[OrganicMechanic]

thieves--GTFO

[DEV0 E30]

Hearts.

Like every single day.

[HiTheNameIsBJ]

If I'm buying something small, last time it was a single CR2032 battery, and the lines at walmart are obnoxiously long, I just slip in it my pocket. I used to have friends that stole massive amounts of beer from them, anywhere else I would care, but fuck walmart.

[Optimator]

If I'm buying something small

Oh, like jimmy hats that fit you?

Thief.

[Turf1600]

2 times.

I left sams knowing they didn't ring up a case of water.
I left Kroger knowing they didn't ring up cat litter.

[CAOSyAMOR]

My first memory of stealing something was when I was 4 years old. I was playing at my friend's house and he had just gotten a new Star Wars Boba Fett 3 3/4 inch figurine. I had one as well but since he was my favorite the paint was showing signs of wear and the limbs were getting loose. All my other figures were in near perfect shape, but all his toys usually went to shit in a matter of days so I figured nobody would notice.

So one day I planned it out in my little 4 yr old brain of mine to sneak mine in, do the switch, and make my exit. I hid the toy in the front of my red overalls and the rest is history.

[der affe]

i've stolen a few girls virginity (not worth it)
and
many girls innocence