Have you ever stolen anything?

[imsotyerred]

when i was 3-6 years old I made a habit of taking a piece of candy or two from the self-scoop bins. I was a badass. Got caught once and had to give them back the piece of candy after i chewed half of it.

[stegosaurus]

I stole my ex's virginity, when we were done we went downstairs and had a nice meal with her family.

She was a bitch.

[OOMPH!]

My job in society is to work as hard as possible to buy things out of my means so you fuckers can steal it and so I can work twice as hard to replace it.


Fuckers

+million!!!

[ayemattyyy]

when i was 3-6 years old I made a habit of taking a piece of candy or two from the self-scoop bins. I was a badass. Got caught once and had to give them back the piece of candy after i chewed half of it.

Sadly, the same happened to me at a local drugstore when I was seven. I started balling and crying.
Matt

[quickervicar]

^^ See? Scum.

[AndrewBird]

"Stolen" lots of MP3's, movies and software.

Oh, and Whoppers from BurgerKing. They have their whole "take our survey, get a free whopper" thing, but I found the month codes for it on the interwebs and just fill it out without actually taking the survey. Not quite stealing, but close.

I'll also write down a lower price for bulk hardware occasionally. Only on stuff that's like a stainless steal locknut for $3.00 or something though. Some of the most random shit is WAY overpriced.