How to have sex with a "girl friend"

[Alkasquawlik]

If someone could actually pull this off and prove it, infinity Internet Points will be awarded.

[M3 Ryan]

If I were in this situation, I would totally attempt this... I mean, its like a sure thing, right?

[Justin B]

It would have to be one dumb friend :) Or, somehow, being extremely convincing. I was loling through it.

[Hallen]

OK, if you have balls enough to cut yourself up, lay naked in a friend's house bleeding on the floor, and pull off a major Marlin Brando, you can fucking beat the shit out of your friend and claim her as a conquest.

[Jean]

This is beyond stupid...where is the option for the girl calling 911? lol.

[e30devo]

what if in your month of absence she already broke up with the boyfriend?

[Aptyp]

there are way to many flaws to this scenario. "Can I tap that?" would be so much simpler.

[416stroker]

To much work that's what GHBs for.

[Wh33lhop]

Are people actually bothering to state that this is a bad idea, and then bothering to explain why?

[416stroker]

your a fuckung moron it wasnt even funny. Everyones comments make your thread better.

[ak-]

your a fuckung moron it wasnt even funny. Everyones comments make your thread better.

[Scotaku]

This might have worked the week before the movie came out as long as the girl hadn't read the book.

[namsayin]

kill yourself now

[JMil86]

I've done it. It works.

[mtechnik]

oh my .......

ahaha