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  • Aptyp
    R3V OG
    • Feb 2008
    • 6584

    #46
    wow, so much drama over nothing...


    here's the deal, Obama wanted to write a speech on his own for once... Being a prominent politician, his intelligence only allowed him to write on the level of Kid's Choice Awards acceptance speech. His staff proof read it, and quickly realized that one syllable words and Sponge Bob references are only suited for children.

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    • Optimator
      E30 Fanatic
      • Aug 2008
      • 1396

      #47
      Originally posted by Aptyp
      wow, so much drama over nothing...


      here's the deal, Obama wanted to write a speech on his own for once... Being a prominent politician, his intelligence only allowed him to write on the level of Kid's Choice Awards acceptance speech. His staff proof read it, and quickly realized that one syllable words and Sponge Bob references are only suited for children.
      Whoa whoa whoa. You're thinking of another president.
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      • Alkasquawlik
        R3V Elite
        • Feb 2008
        • 4557

        #48
        Originally posted by Optimator
        Whoa whoa whoa. You're thinking of another president.
        You're getting ahead of yourself, Obama can't speak worth shit if the teleprompter in front of him becomes broken.

        SC*AR

        Originally posted by JamesE30
        And with a car looking like yours I imagine the balance shall tip in the favor of insult, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw, opposite... a dwarf.

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        • bimmerboy12
          E30 Enthusiast
          • Jun 2004
          • 1057

          #49
          Originally posted by kishg
          doh. learn to read, where did i say it was read to me? and if you expect to be reading such drivel when you were 6 then i feel sorry for you.
          Weak-sauce comeback like most of your posts. Your the tool that brought up "my pet goat" I don't know wtf that is.

          proceed with entertaining political strife.

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          • jhowell
            Advanced Member
            • Apr 2009
            • 182

            #50
            Riiiiiight. And Alfred E. Newman was a regular poet. Mission Accomplished indeed. We gonna getcha!
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            • Nic01101011
              E30 Mastermind
              • Jan 2008
              • 1549

              #51
              they showed a porno at our school

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              • Massive Lee
                R3V OG
                • Sep 2006
                • 6785

                #52
                Originally posted by Alkasquawlik
                ...Obama can't speak worth shit if the teleprompter in front of him becomes broken.
                Says the guy who wears a NIXON cap. Do you even know who NIXON was?



                Anyway, you really have no idea how much generic crap you can post in a day. The whole world agrees that Obama is way more articulate, has a more complex rethoric, and better understanding of the depths and levels of situations, way better than its predecessor. We are light years ahead of "Good vs evil", "With me or against me", which were pretty binary/on-off brain farts.

                I guess the school system didn't really work for you.
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                • jhowell
                  Advanced Member
                  • Apr 2009
                  • 182

                  #53
                  [quote=bimmerboy12;1661589] brought up "my pet goat" I don't know wtf that is.
                  quote]

                  The book G-Dub was reading to a (Florida?) kiddy class while the towers were being bombed. He was informed. Looked confused. Continued reading. I bet Condi could've taken over storytime if the Dubster felt he had better things to do at the moment.

                  Anyway, that's what I think the "my pet goat" comment is all about.
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                  • Alkasquawlik
                    R3V Elite
                    • Feb 2008
                    • 4557

                    #54
                    Originally posted by Massive Lee
                    Wow. You must really be a retard to say all that generic crap. The whole world agrees that Obama is way more articulate, has a more complex ideology, and better understands the complexity of situations, way better than its predecessor. We are light years ahead of "Good vs evil", "With me or against me", which were pretty binary/on-off brain farts.

                    I guess the school system didn't really work for you. Go back to elementary school. And stop smoking weed.
                    He's more articulate when reading from a teleprompter, no doubt, he's a great speaker. How do you think he got voted in by the masses? Nixon vs Kennedy anyone?

                    I've never smoked anything in my life, cigarettes, weed, cigars, etc, so you can stop assuming.

                    I don't even know why you are posting ITT, nothing pertains to you or your tundra wasteland, so move along to your shirt thread.

                    SC*AR

                    Originally posted by JamesE30
                    And with a car looking like yours I imagine the balance shall tip in the favor of insult, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw, opposite... a dwarf.

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                    • blunttech
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                      • Jul 2004
                      • 12850

                      #55
                      Originally posted by Massive Lee
                      Says the guy who wears a NIXON cap. Do you even know who NIXON was?



                      Anyway, you really have no idea how much generic crap you can post in a day. The whole world agrees that Obama is way more articulate, has a more complex rethoric, and better understanding of the depths and levels of situations, way better than its predecessor. We are light years ahead of "Good vs evil", "With me or against me", which were pretty binary/on-off brain farts.

                      I guess the school system didn't really work for you.
                      right Lee right about now im missing GWB
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                      • Optimator
                        E30 Fanatic
                        • Aug 2008
                        • 1396

                        #56
                        whoa whoa whoa. The dullard on the right is Alka Seltzer?
                        -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

                        Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
                        Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(

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                        • Alkasquawlik
                          R3V Elite
                          • Feb 2008
                          • 4557

                          #57
                          yup

                          SC*AR

                          Originally posted by JamesE30
                          And with a car looking like yours I imagine the balance shall tip in the favor of insult, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw, opposite... a dwarf.

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                          • z31maniac
                            I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                            • Dec 2007
                            • 17566

                            #58
                            Originally posted by Massive Lee
                            I suggest a school system where boys and girls, whities, neegroes, chinks, latinos are segregated, and where there's a minimum of 4 hours of religious study per day. Where creationism and flat earth are the rules.
                            Right.

                            Because wanting less government involvement in our day-to-day lives means you are backwards-hick, religious zealot.
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                            • Optimator
                              E30 Fanatic
                              • Aug 2008
                              • 1396

                              #59
                              You have to do something about that hair. It's so... meh.
                              -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

                              Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
                              Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(

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                              • Alkasquawlik
                                R3V Elite
                                • Feb 2008
                                • 4557

                                #60
                                Originally posted by Optimator
                                You have to do something about that hair. It's so... meh.
                                That was about a year ago, I cut it all off.
                                Now it's as short as Blunt's pubes.

                                SC*AR

                                Originally posted by JamesE30
                                And with a car looking like yours I imagine the balance shall tip in the favor of insult, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw, opposite... a dwarf.

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