911 Funnies

[gazellebeigem3]

who the fuck is that???

mathew mayhem/magic mischief douchcanoe. who is yours?

[E88 Owner...But E30 Fan]

So someone else wrote them and he just stole them and said them with a Mexican accent?

And hes got no dick...common man.

"Are you aware that this morning the body of Carlos Mencia was found with Fishsticks rammend down his open neck hole?"

[Scarlet_Pimpernel]

I dont like 135's...no offense to you e88.... but i hate the car mainly cause some guy at the drag strip who owned one... was talking shit to me saying my e30 is a peice of shit and its slow... and how great his car is... then the dumb shit proceeded to back his new pimp shit car into my friends 350z... haha.. dumb ass of the night.
anyways.. back on topic...

[SA E30]

I came in here expecting to see jokes about Porsches

[Fidhle007]

Mayhem, shut the fuck up.

E88, shut the fuck up. You drive an automatic 128i, no wonder you don't find anything funny.

Everyone else who isn't here for the lolz, shut the fuck up.



Why can't Hellen Keller drive?

[Aptyp]

there better be a joke, violinist

WHY?

[E88 Owner...But E30 Fan]

Mayhem, shut the fuck up.

E88, shut the fuck up. You drive an automatic 128i, no wonder you don't find anything funny.

Everyone else who isn't here for the lolz, shut the fuck up.



Why can't Hellen Keller drive?

Actually its a 135i, but thats not important right now.

Im not talking about that anymore, but I agree. We should turn this thread into Cockster jokes. Who doesnt find Porsche owners funny?

[chadthestampede]

Why can't Hellen Keller drive?

Because she's a woman



How does Helen Keller Drive?

One hand on the wheel and the other on the road.

[gazellebeigem3]

For the record I would like to state and the owners here can verify this.

I was never magicandmischeif

matthew-mayhem was my myspace name for a while hence my 1st name here.

There is some background info for you, so you can make a better educated post next time on me

for the record i would like to state that i dont care to make a educated post, and could also do without your autobiography.

ead

[blunttech]

mathew mayhem/magic mischief douchcanoe. who is yours?

no clue.. i snatched it out of the mug shot thread

[scabzzzz]

no clue.. i snatched it out of the mug shot thread

AC nico!!!

[LBJefferies]

Because she's a woman



How does Helen Keller Drive?

One hand on the wheel and the other on the road.

Why does Helen Keller use two hands to masturbate?

Because she uses one to moan.

[jbsjunk]

How did Helen Keller burn her ear? She answered the waffle iron.

How did she burn the other ear? They called back.

Lame? Yes..........

[Fidhle007]

how do you teach heller keller?













give her a basketball and tell her to read

You're an idiot.

[nbio]

this was supposed to be a 9/11 for funzies thread
I just scrolled through and it should now be renamed the blue tape bimmer thread
that is all