911 Funnies

[Alkasquawlik]

I'm with the small minority here.
I don't really find these things amusing at all.

[GT BMW E30]

This thread needs to be shit on. This is very poor taste. People lost there lives and loved ones. There are people still suffering from 911. Soldiers are still dying, fighting to keep us safe. You should have keep this to yourself. R3V should ban, delete, whatever this thread. People take advantage of there freedom.

[E88 Owner...But E30 Fan]

would it be easier to swallow if we "masked" it a little?

Would what be easier to swallow? I dont find them funny.

End of story.


Unless you guys want me to keep thread jacking?

[Aptyp]

No actually I havent. I did a paper on the Challenger in college...and it was a serious one. I never laughed at Helen Keller, I thought she was an incredible woman who pushed past her own limitations. She is actually an inspiration to many people. And my uncle has Pancreatic Cancer right now, he is one of the reasons I love cars so much and I will never take that disease lightly

Moving on and mocking are two very different things. I have moved on from 9-11 as I do not think about it on an everyday basis, my grandmother lived through Pearl Harbor. Does that mean she constantly thinks about it? No.

Only if she cries at Kamikaze jokes.

If we laughed it off in our cocky American way then the terrorists would have won. We needed to act and we did...granted that got fucked up, but if we didnt act that would have been even worse.

We are a cocky nation, we have more national flags in some neighborhoods than all countries put together.



So Michael Jackson jokes weren't funny? Even rape ones, now that he's dead? How about improving middle east into stone age jokes? None of that was funny? You're pathetic if that's the case. Ever heard:Tragedy is my papercut, comedy is you falling down an open man-hole?

[E88 Owner...But E30 Fan]

Only if she cries at Kamikaze jokes.

We are a cocky nation, we have more national flags in some neighborhoods than all countries put together.



So Michael Jackson jokes weren't funny? Even rape ones, now that he's dead? How about improving middle east into stone age jokes? None of that was funny? You're pathetic if that's the case. Ever heard:Tragedy is my papercut, comedy is you falling down an open man-hole?

Why is all that comming into question? Yes I make Micheal Jackson jokes...especially nose ones...because he had that comming for getting a crap load of surgeries.

And why are you flamming my sense of humor? Dont you have better things to do than try to make me feel bad about not agreeing with you?


Then if thats the case I am a 34 year old unemployed aeronautical engineer that gets his jollies off to a plane being backed into a hangar. :up:

So laugh at that.

[Aptyp]

So you've never laughed at Nazi jokes? Don't act all hollier than thou. You're making hypocritical statements. No one's flaming you, just saying that you got comedy ass-backwards. Saying that you've never laughed at someone else's suffering is bullshit. Katrina jokes are funny too.

[GT BMW E30]

There will be no fun or joking if someone of Power or 9-11 organization saw this. Certain lines do not need to be crossed.

[GT BMW E30]

So you've never laughed at Nazi jokes? Don't act all hollier than thou. You're making hypocritical statements. No one's flaming you, just saying that you got comedy ass-backwards. Saying that you've never laughed at someone else's suffering is bullshit. Katrina jokes are funny too.

plain and simple 9-11 jokes are not funny.

[Alkasquawlik]

So you've never laughed at Nazi jokes? Don't act all hollier than thou. You're making hypocritical statements. No one's flaming you, just saying that you got comedy ass-backwards. Saying that you've never laughed at someone else's suffering is bullshit. Katrina jokes are funny too.

I've never even heard of a Katrina joke.
Would you make a joke about Pearl Harbor? or the Oklahoma bombings?

[E88 Owner...But E30 Fan]

So you've never laughed at Nazi jokes? Don't act all hollier than thou. You're making hypocritical statements. No one's flaming you, just saying that you got comedy ass-backwards. Saying that you've never laughed at someone else's suffering is bullshit. Katrina jokes are funny too.

How am I acting Hollier than thou? Yes ive made Nazi jokes...and ive made jew jokes...but I never actually make fun of the hollocaust...which incidently half of family died in, my great aunt always wore long sleves until she died because she had a concentration camp tatoo.

Some lines are not meant to be crossed with certain people. Im sorry if these things are more real to me than you...but I was sharing my opinion, which I am allowing you to do even though you keep insulting me.


Can we just move past this thread and get back to the E30 talk?

[Aptyp]

A Jew goes up to a Korean and punches him.

“What did you do that for?”

“You bombed Pearl Harbor.”

“But that was the Japanese. I’m Korean.”

“Japanese, Korean, Chinese. It’s all the same to me.”

The Korean punches the Jew.

“What did you do that for?”

“You sank the Titanic.”

“But that was an iceberg!”

“Iceberg, Greenberg, Goldberg. It’s all the same to me.”

What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots say to his students?

“Watch closely. I’m only going to do this once.”

[Alkasquawlik]

that's not even funny, its more of a racist joke than a pearl harbor joke.

the thing is, jokes like that that allude to certain events aren't bad. but some of the stuff posted ITT is pretty distasteful.

[Aptyp]

“Am I the only person who hopes New Orleans gets nailed again this year?” Tosh begins in a bit from a few years ago. “Let’s spend billions of dollars rebuilding a city that’s below sea level. That’s a genius idea. I say cut our losses and finish the job, Lord…”

“If any city in this country needed a bath, it was New Orleans. Cajuns are dirty. That’s a fact. That’s French and Redneck merging. That’s a hygiene combination no antiperspirant can tackle.”

Daniel Tosh

“My take on it — black people, you’re f**kin’ funny, you’re hilarious. You will get on a bus to go to Million Man March, but you won’t get on a bus to get away from Katrina. It’s funny to me. That is hilarious.”

According to Wikipedia, Mencia’s also the comedy giant behind these steamers:

• “Why are we rebuilding New Orleans? Whose idea was this, Aquaman?”
• “Hurricane Katrina was caused by political correctness. I said it!”
• “I’m glad Hurricane Katrina happened. It taught us an important lesson: black people can’t swim.”

Mencia

[Aptyp]

All I'm saying everything can be funny, and most people understand not to laugh at funerals or memorials.

E88 Owner, we have more in common than you think.

[chadthestampede]

Mencia

So someone else wrote them and he just stole them and said them with a Mexican accent?