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    #31
    uhhh,

    when buying groceries, i arrange them perfectly in the cart, tetris style.
    same way when putting them on the little conveyor belt.
    and putting them up when i get home, the fucking fridge is like a tetris champion arranged everything.
    cupboards too.

    dammit.
    1991 325iC - Mauritsblau sumthin metallic blue. DEAD
    1992 525i - Silber sumthin sumthin metallic- Rolling again, needs suspension/wheels/brakes/paint.... Fuck you A4S310R; BEAT YOU.
    1989 325i - Cirrusblau Metallic sumthin sumthin-project - trying to clean up the interior(done), then the body, then a 5spd, then suspension, then..... - [Stolen :| ]
    1991 325iC - Calypsorot Metallic
    1994 540i - Granitsilber

    Originally posted by scabzzzz
    I've had blunts cock in my mouth, but I'm not gay.

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      #32
      I'm going to keep it to ones that have to do with my car:

      When people sit in the back and leave the seat belt clicker out of the holder after use.
      When people sit in the back and leave the seat belt all the way slid down instead of half way up.
      When people sit in the back and when they get out leave the front seat folded
      I have all the air vents perfectly aligned I hate it when there in different directions (unless I'm actually using the AC or heat)

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        #33
        I have to align Phillips screws to horizontal/vertical. And nuts need to align to a corresponding plane on the item being worked on. Oh, and zip ties... And my lawn...

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          #34
          Originally posted by Farbin Kaiber View Post
          I have to align Phillips screws to horizontal/vertical. And nuts need to align to a corresponding plane on the item being worked on. Oh, and zip ties... And my lawn...
          what if tq requirements conflict with this??

          heres one- not me, but the guy i work with has to have both front seats in his truck at the same angle and position. its a king ranch f350 with lots of electric adjustment. annoying as fuck to not be able to change the seat from his retarded seating position, but more annoying to change it back so i deal.

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            #35
            I swear there was a thread on this already.

            I have to do the same thing with the volume as you, Mtriple, has to be an even number.

            I can't buy the first one of anything on a shelf, it has to be at least the second one back or further. In relation to that, when I buy magazines, it has to be the least fucked up one. No worn corners or folded pages, it has to look like it just came off the press.

            Anything I do with one side of my body, I have to do with the other side. Cracking knuckles, a little itch, whatever. It has to be even.

            I as well have to have the seats in my car at the same angle and position.

            Before I can go to sleep, I have to flip my pillows over to the opposite side that I slept on the night before.

            I can go on. Much further on.

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              #36
              I'll usually check my closet before bed...like 3 or 4 times in a row.
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                #37
                I have to at least triple check things before I am satisfied it's done, sometimes that isn't enough. I smack the door way every time I walk into my kitchen from the living room, of course the usual, vents MUST be aligned, seats etc...couldn't give a shit where the increment fall as to pertaining to my volume knob tho.

                Some things I just have to notice, like things on counters must be aligned and organized. I have gone as far as re-arranging a counter at a local sub shop waiting for my order to be done. Suddenly the girl working the counter asked me what I was doing....then I realized what I was doing and stopped. Hell Just the other day a buddy of mine caught me in a bathroom at a local pizza shop pushing the escushions on the plumbing fixtures back up against the wall cuz I noticed they weren't placed proper and sliding down the pipes while I was taking a piss.....of course afterwards I washed my hands....a couple times.

                This could go on for days....needless to say I drive my wife nuts.


                BUT THIS!!!!! http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=194272

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                  #38
                  Tooth paste/brush MUST be stuck under running water before ill use them.

                  Evens, and 5's with volume on radio/tv/ etc etc..

                  I normally take the item 2nd back on the shelf.

                  I cant be awoken by a alarm clock, it has to be someone aking me up or else im pissy all day.

                  My socks cant be wrinkly while in shoe and walking- drives me insane!

                  I cant pull into a parking space, i must back into it.

                  I cant wear a long sleeved t shirt with a coat over top of it, drives me insane.

                  Only 4 or 6 cubes of ice, no more, no less.

                  oh i could go on and on!
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                    #39
                    I change my oil every 3500 miles
                    Fill my gas Tank when it is empty
                    Eat when I am hungry
                    Go to class on time
                    I put it in first when I want to drive away.
                    and sometimes I turn my music up when I can't hear it.

                    Im REALLY f-ed up
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                      #40
                      Man, you guys are weird.
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                      Previous E30: 1986 5 spd. 325es/Delphin Gray/Black Leather/191k








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                        #41
                        hahaha, i guess the never buy first of anything at any store rule applies to me too.

                        +9 on the magazines, i usually grab the last one in the back.
                        1991 325iC - Mauritsblau sumthin metallic blue. DEAD
                        1992 525i - Silber sumthin sumthin metallic- Rolling again, needs suspension/wheels/brakes/paint.... Fuck you A4S310R; BEAT YOU.
                        1989 325i - Cirrusblau Metallic sumthin sumthin-project - trying to clean up the interior(done), then the body, then a 5spd, then suspension, then..... - [Stolen :| ]
                        1991 325iC - Calypsorot Metallic
                        1994 540i - Granitsilber

                        Originally posted by scabzzzz
                        I've had blunts cock in my mouth, but I'm not gay.

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                          #42
                          I'm always bent on digging through old threads and bumping them up :D

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                            #43
                            1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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                              #44
                              I'm sure some if these were mentioned before, but here's a few I can think of right now:

                              - Volume on TV has to be a multiple of 10
                              - Sheets of paper, magazines, and pens on a desk always have to be aligned
                              - If I pop out one of the rear windows in my E30 I have to pop the other one too
                              - Both front windows have to be opened the same amount, even when barely cracked open
                              - Speakers on the two sides of the monitor have to be aligned with the monitor with the same distance away from it
                              - I always try to chew food the same number of times on both sides of my mouth
                              - I cannot stand people cracking their necks only to one side. As soon as I see that I have to crack mine, but both to left and right
                              - I tend to not step on cracks, lines, dividers on sidewalks. People must think I'm crazy when I'm hopping around instead of going straight
                              - I cannot fill a glass half full. If I start pouring I have to fill up the glass
                              - I can't have more than one browser window open. I don't mind dozens of tabs, but I have to close Firefox's Download window after every download, even if I know I'm gonna download something else in a minute
                              - When in school a teacher erased the blackboard but left a small area out, I couldn't wait 'till the end of the class to walk up and finish the job

                              There are so many more, I'll come back when I think of them

                              1992 BMW 525iT Calypso
                              2011 Jeep Wrangler

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                                #45
                                Originally posted by scabzzzz View Post
                                When I go to peoples houses, I have to go check and make sure the toothpaste cap is on the toothpaste tube. Not kidding. Ive never told anyone until now. Thats why I usually use the bathroom first if I've never been to that particular home.
                                Ffffuuuuuuuu

                                I've never known anyone who hasn't put the cap back on but my current girlfriend doesn't do it and it's so annoying! Every time I spend a night there I walk into the bathroom with fear that the cap is not on. And it never is!
                                How can someone not put the cap back on the tube?!

                                1992 BMW 525iT Calypso
                                2011 Jeep Wrangler

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