Ocd

[CHIF8008]

^^gonna get a disease from that

[ohthejosh]

-When I reorganize things, everything has to be as straight as possible.
-All knobs on the A/C unit have to be aligned vertically when not in use.
-I must press the button on my handbrake, hold it, pull up, release button, pull handbrake two clicks.
-When I go to the store and I see something not aligned or product facing the wrong direction I feel the need to fix it all. It takes a lot of effort to resist fixing the whole store lol.
-When wearing a jacket or hoodie with straps, straps but be equal length.
- This one is weird, whenever I eat a rice plate at a pho place. I must have a spare plate, I cut everything into bite size pieces first, drown my rice in the broth, then eat equally portioned spoon fulls, I also have to pop the egg yolk over the rice and finally everything on the plate must be cleared minus the bones. (I always get bbq porkchops with shredded pork and the sunnyside up egg).

[InuFaye]

I like to leave lip prints on glass. Every pane, window, table, etc. You got an old school house with like 8 panes in a window? EVERY FUCKING ONE WILL HAVE MY LIPS ON THEM.

Windshield? LIPS

Mirrors? LIPS

Department store fronts? LIPS.

[lambo]

i pat my pockets 2-3 times to make sure i have all my shit when i leave the house..

I'm glad I do that...

WD-40 is a penetrating oil, not a lubricant.

lol

[slammin.e28]

I've nailed every bit of glass at your house over the past two months.

Dealwithit.

[ohthejosh]

I've nailed every bit of you over the past two months.

Dealwithit.

virginian bromance.

[slammin.e28]

virginian bromance.

We'll treat ya right if you wanna come on over to the East coast, bro..... ;) Show ya how it's done.

[ohthejosh]

can we hangout in your shed where you have those 55gallon barrels?

[slammin.e28]

can we hangout in your shed where you have those 55gallon barrels?

Is there anywhere else? I can show ya where I keep my still hidden from the feds....but than you'd probably end up in a 55 gallon barrel....

[InuFaye]

i feel good.

[ohthejosh]

stuff me in with a dead hooker and im okay with that virginia hospitality.

[slammin.e28]

stuff me in with a dead hooker and im okay with that virginia hospitality.

I'll throw you in there with Inufaye. He's got a purdy mouth. ;) ;)

[Wh33lhop]

One thing that drove one of my exes crazy is whenever I am eating something circular, like a stack of pancakes, I cut it into slices (like a pizza or pie). The way I see it, we can't just go cutting into circles willy-nilly like savages.

Some of the things you guys are describing are just common sense e.g. patting pockets for keys, cell phone and wallet (or KCdub for shorthand).

[ohthejosh]

I'll throw you in there with Inufaye. He's got a purdy mouth. ;) ;)

deal put some lipstick on him first. i like them with a little class.

[ohthejosh]

One thing that drove one of my exes crazy is whenever I am eating something circular, like a stack of pancakes, I cut it into slices (like a pizza or pie). The way I see it, we can't just go cutting into circles willy-nilly like savages.

Some of the things you guys are describing are just common sense e.g. patting pockets for keys, cell phone and wallet (or KCdub for shorthand).

i do the same with circular foods. i didn;t know that was ocd-ish i thought everyone does that lol.