Joke thread :

[henrythomas]

Hi to all,

Because the Laughter is the best medicine ever for the good health, I created this thread for sharing the jokes. If you have nice and decent jokes then please share them here to make the people laugh.
Thanks in advance..!!

Here is mine JOKE :

Woman and Her Husband
So a woman comes home from work, and can't find her husband anywhere.

She finally finds him sitting alone in the basement, crying to himself.

She says, "OMG, what's wrong, honey???"

He replies, "you remember many years ago when I was 18 and you were 16 and I got you pregnant, your father told me I either had to marry you or I was going to jail?"

She says, "of course, sweetie, go on..."










He then says, "today's the day I would've gotten out of jail..."

[pawi30]

so there's this polish man that just flew over to the US and got married to an American girl. one day he comes home, freaks out, and runs to the police. he is crying hysterically and explains "my wife is trying to kill me i don't know what to do! you need to help!!" they ask why he thinks his wife is trying to kill him. so the polish man pulls out a bottle, and shows the police....






polish remover!

[3bvert]

pick some backwoods redneck town, out here the joke started as an area known as sweet home

a girl goes to her dad and says, dad can I borrow the car for a date,
dad : well ILl lend it to you if you go down on me
thats gross dad, your sick, forget it

few days go by
dad can I please borrow the car
well you know the conditions
yuck thta is gross dad

few more days
dad can I borrow the car
well you can, you know the conditions, and Ill even throw in a tank of gas

the girl thinks about it and gives in and goes down on her dad

yuck dad that tasted like shit
well he said












your brother wanted to borrow the truck to go hunting

[Maluco]

welcome to r3v, you're not funny...

[StereoInstaller1]

At last my joke thread is funny...http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/show...ghlight=racist

[Hellabad]

A penguin, a lesbian and a Catholic priest walk into a bar. The bartender says "what the hell is this some kind of joke?"

[3bvert]

A penguin, a lesbian and a Catholic priest walk into a bar. The bartender says "what the hell is this some kind of joke?"

I dont get it

[Maluco]

I dont get it

they're one in the same...

[ThaiRacer]

So a guy and his wife goes to dinner.

The server ask them what would u like to the man?

he says can I get a steak medium rare please.

The server says arent u worry about the mad cow?

the guy says my wife can order for her self.

[emoshun]

^ and a fight started...

[markseven]

A bear and a rabbit are taking a dump next to each other in the woods. The bear says to the rabbit "Mr. Rabbit, do you have a problem with poo sticking to your fur?"
"No, I don't" says the rabbit. So the bear wiped his butt with the rabbit :p

[Spiff325iS]

Every Saturday morning Bob, a thorough-bred cyclist, wakes up at the crack of dawn for a grueling 60 mile bike ride. No matter the weather, he gets up, puts his gear on, and heads out.

However, this Saturday morning is extraordinarily brutal weather. He begins to think about whether or not to leave. He gets his gear on and rides down the street, only to turn back and head to his house.

He is bummed about the ride, but is enthused to join his wife in bed and sleep in. After getting undressed he slips into bed and cuddles his wife and says "It sure is stormy out there this morning".

Barely awake, his wife responds "I know, can you believe my husband went riding in that?".

...

[e34john]

this thread is...a joke

[TexasTerp]

just read this one:

Three cowboys - one from Oklahoma, one from Arkansas, and the third from Texas - are sitting around a fire trying to out-brag one another. The Oklahoman gloats, "Just the other day I wrestled a bull with my hands." The Arkansan replies, "Oh, yeah? I grabbed a snake and bit its head off." The Texan stays quiet, slowly stirring the coals with his penis.

[DarkWing6]

You know how we know all Elmo dolls are male?


Before leaving the warehouse they give each one two test tickles.