Who likes fat sausages?

[quickervicar]

And yeah, they all seem to eat with a fork in one hand and a knife in the other even when eating potatoes.

True, but DON'T cut the dumpling! It is offensive to the cook. It's the equivalent of demanding a steak knife to slice into someone's pumpkin pie. You are supposed to gently pull it apart with the tips of the utensils, displaying to anyone who cares how incredibly light & delicate the dumpling is.

Sehr gut, ja? :pimp:

[deutschman]

True, but DON'T cut the dumpling! It is offensive to the cook. It's the equivalent of demanding a steak knife to slice into someone's pumpkin pie. You are supposed to gently pull it apart with the tips of the utensils, displaying to anyone who cares how incredibly light & delicate the dumpling is.

Sehr gut, ja? :pimp:

and don't ask for salt pepper or any sauces! the cook seasoned it perfectly for you! ;-)