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  • Wh33lhop
    R3V OG
    • Feb 2009
    • 11705

    #1

    E90 Ownage

    Oh my god, I'm crying:

    Tonight I was going out to work to finish up a report. Its a nice cool night and I took the 335i. Well, I was in the slow lane and I see a set of HID lights pull up on my rear bumper fast! WTF?!? It changes lanes and it was a murdered out 350Z. Pretty much he was jabbing at his throttle getting me to run. I just stayed in the slow lane and cruised. After a minute or so of trying the driver side window rolls down and some idiot sticks his hand out and gives me a thumbs down. The guy zooms off and begins weaving through traffic.

    I keep my pace and he gets stuck behind traffic. Again I am side by side with this clown and he again tries to get me to run. Well, I end up getting ahead of him, he changes lanes, and he begins to ride my ass. He was so close that I couldnt even see his headlights anymore. That's 1. I take a exit and he follows. Perfect. I call in to my co-worker who was on beat and told him to position himself should this idiot follow me into my city. My lane splits into 2 lanes and he gets beside me. The driver looks over and says," Hey bitch.. lets see what that over priced piece of shit can do." and begins revving his engine. The light turns green and he peels out. That's 2.

    Speed limit is 35 and he is doing about 50+. That's 3. The next light turns red and we end up next to each other again. Once again I get the verbal abuse. Driver: "Come on bitch. I will smoke your ass." The Passenger: "What a fucking waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles." I turn to them and said," You never know.. there might be cops around." Not sure who said it but I heard " Fuck the police". The light turns red and he burns out again. That's 4.

    My bluetooth goes off and its my partner working beat. I roll up my window and answer my phone. I have him a description of the car and he said he was ready. Light turns green and he sees my partner who has his unit sticking out behind a safeway store and right when he passed my buddy lit his ass up. He pulls over and I pull in behind my buddy and put on my bullet proof vest that was in my trunk.

    As my partner backed me up, I went up to the car and identified myself as the police and both of them were in shock. I got his driver license, registration, and insurance. He didn't say anything. I grabbed one of my buddy's cites n hit him up for speeding, exhibition of speed- 2 counts, tinted driver and passenger side windows, and Exhaust. As I filled out the cite I told my buddy to take them out of the car and to tell the driver that his car was getting towed as well.

    I went up to the driver and explained to him what I was citing him for and that the Exhibition of Speed was a misdemeanor though we weren't going to arrest him but his car was now mine. He broke down and started to cry!!! Started whimpering and saying " I have finals tomorrow sir! How am I going to get to work?" "Please don't take my car!" The kid was 18 years old and he had to call his dad to pick him up. Needless to say the dad wasn't happy. Tow truck came and took the car. Pretty much he's going to have to pay around 400 bucks to get the car back.

    I felt no pity. So lesson is, don't go picking races with people because you never know who you might run into. This kid learned the hard way.
    http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=332203

    paint sucks
  • Fast Frankie
    Grease Monkey
    • Apr 2009
    • 336

    #2
    thats actually z33 ownage. HILARIOUS!

    Build, break, repair, repeat.
    91 300zx TT
    03 540i Msport
    91 318is track
    89 Isuzu Imark/lotus 24hr Lemons car

    Originally posted by george graves
    R3v is a very different kind of forum - don't come here with your bull shit - we'll actually take the time to call you on it.

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    • ak-
      R3V OG
      • May 2009
      • 12422

      #3
      Lol, good read.

      1991 325iS turbo

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      • StereoInstaller1
        GAS
        • Jul 2004
        • 22679

        #4
        yeah but I got the car back for only $225 and Dad was OK

        I got a b- on my fianl, mom was more pissed about that than the ticket

        Closing SOON!
        "LAST CHANCE FOR G.A.S." DEAL IS ON NOW

        Luke AT germanaudiospecialties DOT com or text 425-761-6450, or for quickest answers, call me at the shop 360-669-0398

        Thanks for 10 years of fun!

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        • BillBrasky
          E30 Mastermind
          • Dec 2008
          • 1641

          #5
          Never mess with Don Johnson in his e90.

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          • stevofthahill
            R3VLimited
            • Apr 2005
            • 2468

            #6
            That is pure awesomeness.

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            • moatilliatta
              R3V OG
              • Feb 2005
              • 6119

              #7
              Win!

              I was up above it, Now I'm down in it ~ Entropy - A Build thread.
              @Zakspeed_US

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              • Aptyp
                R3V OG
                • Feb 2008
                • 6584

                #8
                I hate little punks instigating racing. Not that I am big fan of police harassing every car that looks "tuned". 100% with the cop this time, and wish he could take the car away for good.


                Story of my own. I was driving home from kayak-fishing and had my kayak on my e30 roofracks. A Civic pulls to the side of me and starts revving his engine and going apeshit. I have a bright yellow kayak on my roof, I am not going anywhere, but I thought 0-40 I'll embarass him a little. I laughed and showed him a middle finger. Light turned and we took off, in seconds I got to forty and stayed there, while moron caught up and passed me while gaining speed. He didn't slow down either, and about 10 seconds after the light a cop pulls out from (very ironic) Kreaspy Kream parking lot and flips the lights on after the Honda-boy, while I'm still going about 40. Honda pulled over, and I drove by with middle finger up one more time for good luck.

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                • RainierHooker
                  R3VLimited
                  • Jul 2009
                  • 2026

                  #9
                  pwned

                  1984 Hennarot 325e - 1990 Brillantrot M3 - 1938 Buick Special Business Coupe

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                  • Joe318is
                    R3V OG
                    • Sep 2005
                    • 6451

                    #10
                    hahahaha, thats priceless


                    Originally posted by vlad
                    Do you know anybody else who built that many bad ass E30s?

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                    • hyperE30
                      R3VLimited
                      • Sep 2009
                      • 2202

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Joe318is
                      hahahaha, thats priceless

                      + another win.. damn what a story..
                      sigpic
                      HyperWerkz

                      89 mtech2, s50, AR Kit, borgwarner s362, e-85, 15psi... 592whp
                      " enjoy the show "

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                      • TexasTerp
                        No R3VLimiter
                        • Jan 2009
                        • 3541

                        #12
                        I love that he pulled out the bullet proof vest, and towed the car. that's what a murdered out 350z's get!
                        stephenbrody.com

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                        • Beastolizer
                          E30 Mastermind
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 1517

                          #13
                          good read.
                          '91 Brilliantrot 318iS - Sold
                          '95 e34 s50 Touring - P/O
                          '87 Alpine White 325iS - Current

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                          • kishg
                            R3VLimited
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 2624

                            #14
                            well deserved..
                            '12 F30 328i Sport Line
                            '91 SpecE30 #523
                            '00 Ford F-350 Dually Tow Vehicle

                            BMWCCA #360858 NASA #
                            128290

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                            • ALYKZANDYR
                              E30 Fanatic
                              • Sep 2009
                              • 1336

                              #15
                              Thats great, I love it when wannabe ricers get torn a new asshole.

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