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  • StereoInstaller1
    GAS
    • Jul 2004
    • 22679

    #16
    Originally posted by dashboardmonkey
    if it tastes like chicken, keep on lickin'


    if it tastes like trout, spit tit out!
    and if it tastes like brocolli?

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    • ACMF74
      E30 Fanatic
      • Nov 2005
      • 1245

      #17
      Originally posted by dashboardmonkey
      if it tastes like chicken, keep on lickin'


      if it tastes like trout, spit tit out!
      if it smells like provolone leave it alone

      if it smells like tuna...I should've hit it soona-uh

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      • kid325e
        R3V OG
        • Sep 2007
        • 6421

        #18
        Originally posted by StereoInstaller1
        and if it tastes like brocolli?
        Imagine it's broccoli cheddar soup from panera. that shit is good.
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        • Atreus
          E30 Mastermind
          • Sep 2008
          • 1846

          #19
          waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles, broccoli, and cheddar do not mix.

          ever.
          1991 325iC - Mauritsblau sumthin metallic blue. DEAD
          1992 525i - Silber sumthin sumthin metallic- Rolling again, needs suspension/wheels/brakes/paint.... Fuck you A4S310R; BEAT YOU.
          1989 325i - Cirrusblau Metallic sumthin sumthin-project - trying to clean up the interior(done), then the body, then a 5spd, then suspension, then..... - [Stolen :| ]
          1991 325iC - Calypsorot Metallic
          1994 540i - Granitsilber

          Originally posted by scabzzzz
          I've had blunts cock in my mouth, but I'm not gay.

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          • FL318is
            E30 Fanatic
            • Sep 2006
            • 1396

            #20
            Oh yeah! That thing can make your throat hurt and your wallet cry!

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            • Farbin Kaiber
              Lil' Puppet
              • Jul 2007
              • 29502

              #21
              A friend got a yeast infection on the back of his throat from eating in the dark, drunk. Two weeks of eating yogurt cured it.

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              • Optimator
                E30 Fanatic
                • Aug 2008
                • 1396

                #22
                Yogurt scares me. I am not eating white goop.
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                • Massive Lee
                  R3V OG
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 6782

                  #23
                  Originally posted by Optimator
                  Yogurt scares me. I am not eating white goop.
                  Well. Maybe you just did. And that's why you got a sour throat. I suggest you ask the chick about her "condition".

                  But hey, it could have been worst. You could have eaten her arse and catched e-coli. Meaning you shit water for a few days...
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                  • Optimator
                    E30 Fanatic
                    • Aug 2008
                    • 1396

                    #24
                    It was running clear. I saw it by the illumination of a Petzl LED headlamp.
                    -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

                    Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
                    Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(

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                    • Atreus
                      E30 Mastermind
                      • Sep 2008
                      • 1846

                      #25
                      lmao running clear.
                      1991 325iC - Mauritsblau sumthin metallic blue. DEAD
                      1992 525i - Silber sumthin sumthin metallic- Rolling again, needs suspension/wheels/brakes/paint.... Fuck you A4S310R; BEAT YOU.
                      1989 325i - Cirrusblau Metallic sumthin sumthin-project - trying to clean up the interior(done), then the body, then a 5spd, then suspension, then..... - [Stolen :| ]
                      1991 325iC - Calypsorot Metallic
                      1994 540i - Granitsilber

                      Originally posted by scabzzzz
                      I've had blunts cock in my mouth, but I'm not gay.

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                      • Farbin Kaiber
                        Lil' Puppet
                        • Jul 2007
                        • 29502

                        #26
                        You lie, I'll bet it was as creamy as the Baked Tortellini & Chicken Gratinati at Bertucci's on Post Rd.

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                        • asuj158
                          E30 Fanatic
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 1206

                          #27
                          this is a fucked up thread....

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                          • Restoman
                            E30 Fanatic
                            • Jun 2006
                            • 1311

                            #28
                            Originally posted by JMil86
                            Do or have you had cold sores? There a form of herpes, and will make you pretty sick the first time you get them, which could happen from eating some nast bitch out. Also if she had some nasty bladder infection I'm sure that could do it too.
                            Simplex 1 and 2. They do not co-mingle. You cannot get genital herpes from oral/face herpes. Nor can you get oral/face from genital herpes. This is serious shit here people. I've had oral herpes for as long as I can remember. My wife and I have been together for 6 years and I've never given her my oral herpes before. I don't wish this virus on anyone. I had to ask my doctor, because they can take up to 3 weeks to heal. No they cannot be spread to genitals. Any questions? Serious question, serious answer.
                            i'lldoitforacaravan

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                            • der affe
                              Moderator
                              Technical
                              • Dec 2005
                              • 8452

                              #29
                              Originally posted by StereoInstaller1
                              and if it tastes like brocolli?
                              then put some cheese sauce on it!
                              seien Sie größer, als Sie erscheinen


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                              • Massive Lee
                                R3V OG
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 6782

                                #30
                                Originally posted by der affe
                                then put some cheese sauce on it!
                                Brocoli and béchamel go well together...

                                Brake harder. Go faster. No shit.

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