Probly just another "Cool Story Bro." Thread...

[Maluco]

All of these replies have just made me laugh. It was a good and needed laugh.

Thanks for all the advice, but to me, shes worth it, besides shes identical to me personality wise, so i have faith in her. I'll give her a little slap and tickle for you Johnny Cash ;)

And I didn't mean to come across as a soft little vagina, because I'm far from that, I just have feelings and I'm not scared to share them.

this sounds like my brother's remark almost to a T. Need not ask how things are working for him... Thought there was only one right girl for him, married too young AND did not listen to those who bit the bullet in order to voice some wisdom.

you are 17 years old talking like this!!!? GTFO dude! You are a little kid. You have a lot of living and fucking around to do regardless of what type of "fucking around" you want it to be. The sky is the limit! Live life, study, party, work, party, travel, party and then study some more. You will meet lots of cool peoples and see lots of cool places. EMBRACE CHANGE, CHANGE CONSTANTLY!

[pbr87]

And I didn't mean to come across as a soft little vagina

Well shes been texting me

OMG
LOL
SRS BIZNESS



...in case you couldn't tell, I'm a member of the "it's-more-fun-to-be-a-douche camp". Sincerely though, you're only 17. When I was in high school there was a girl I thought I was in love with...things didn't work out, and I was upset for a while. But now, 5-6 years later, I don't even think on it anymore. Just a distant memory, so to speak.

[Restoman]

What is that saying "disregard bitches, acquire currency" ? is that it. At your age that was my motto. Served me well.

[DatUtahGuy]

Always appear more busy than her, when she texts, take forever to text back, make her wait for you. When she calls, make up an excuse and end the call first, tell her you have to go help a girl with her homework while her parents are out of town.

That's being a ninja douchebag, you're not outright saying you're fucking her, but it's insinuating you will let her S your D after she tells you correctly the square root of 69.

:D

[ak-]

Always appear more busy than her, when she texts, take forever to text back, make her wait for you. When she calls, make up an excuse and end the call first, tell her you have to go help a girl with her homework while her parents are out of town.

That's being a ninja douchebag, you're not outright saying you're fucking her, but it's insinuating you will let her S your D after she tells you correctly the square root of 69.

:D

This. Works.

[gwb72tii]

at 17 you should be trying to add more notches to your gun
grow a pair
its not love at 17, its lust
the world is chock full of beautiful women
go bag a few

[ian e30 318is]

Well if your a good guy, expect to be getting fucked over and over and over then pouring your heart out on here.

+1000...just be yourself and shit will work out for you. there are plenty of girls out there...get good grades, go to college, and find out for yourself ;) haha

[gazellebeigem3]

Always appear more busy than her, when she texts, take forever to text back, make her wait for you. When she calls, make up an excuse and end the call first, tell her you have to go help a girl with her homework while her parents are out of town.

That's being a ninja douchebag, you're not outright saying you're fucking her, but it's insinuating you will let her S your D after she tells you correctly the square root of 69.

:D

lawl

[bimmer_E30]

i am in for further nudez? possibly?

[808BMW]

Nudes?

I barely cliffnoted through the thread: 17? HAH!

I don't know how many of my nutless friends have been crying lately about some chick that decided to screw other guys, and we are all 23ish. If you aren't mature enough to handle these immature little girls, fuck em and leave. The more you lie to yourself about feeling some deep love for a person you don't even know, the longer it'll take to grow up.

[Beastolizer]

Holy fuck, when did I say I'm in love with this girl?

I didn't even mention anything about the need to get back together with her. What I took out of her breaking up with me was there is more to life and to focus on the positives.

Stop trying to sound like you guys are the guru's of love. you're not.

[Beastolizer]

you are 17 years old talking like this!!!? GTFO dude! You are a little kid. You have a lot of living and fucking around to do regardless of what type of "fucking around" you want it to be. The sky is the limit! Live life, study, party, work, party, travel, party and then study some more. You will meet lots of cool peoples and see lots of cool places. EMBRACE CHANGE, CHANGE CONSTANTLY!

I'm not quite as little and dumb witted as you may think.

Your right, the sky is the limit. I do live my life to the fullest. I work my ass of everyday and its paid off. I was the co-captain of my high school's undefeated golf team and the junior captain last year for the varsity baseball team which won our division. I work my tail off in school and have nearly a 4.0 cummulative GPA. I got a lot of shit going good for me and your right, this will all take me places and I will meet a lot of incredible people.

Thats what I was trying to get at in my post. I'm going to focus on all the positives in life and live it to the fullest.

[Fast Frankie]

I'm not quite as little and dumb witted as you may think.

Your right, the sky is the limit. I do live my life to the fullest. I work my ass of everyday and its paid off. I was the co-captain of my high school's undefeated golf team and the junior captain last year for the varsity baseball team which won our division. I work my tail off in school and have nearly a 4.0 cummulative GPA. I got a lot of shit going good for me and your right, this will all take me places and I will meet a lot of incredible people.

Thats what I was trying to get at in my post. I'm going to focus on all the positives in life and live it to the fullest.

Now is the appropriate time....




She cheated.

[SA E30]

I'll kick your ass on the Golf Course and the Diamond (yes I played golf for South Africa as a junior, I'm the current club champion and may well be your dad).

[Beastolizer]

I'll kick your ass on the Golf Course and the Diamond (yes I played golf for South Africa as a junior, I'm the current club champion and may well be your dad).

koolstorybro.