More retarded crap to do on the internet

[StereoInstaller1]

but this time, you actually get to DO the retarded shit yourself!

What you gotta do is go to www.urbandictionary.com and "find" your first name, then post the results here.

Like this:

1. Luke
A person with a giagantic shlong, Scrotum, or overall package and who uses it for mastuerbational purposes at least three times a day
You can tell that he's luke, look at the way he slouches
sex sexy giant big fat
by Chewbakka Apr 28, 2007
2. luke
From the Latin meaning "light" he motivates others by gentle persuasion a natural born leader.

A person who has this name tends to be

Very loyal, respectful, fearless, outgoing, idealistic, fun loving, competive nature

But due to a very loyal and fearless nature these two combined will mean Luke is a force to be reckoned with.

And also attracts quite a lot of female attention due to these characteristics

a luke usally has a group of very close friends who he respects and is very loyal to.

[ALYKZANDYR]

1. Alex 3925 up, 1445 down love it hate it

buy alex mugs, tshirts and magnets
noun.
Someone that is of extreme greatness. Often considered as a god in some religions. Also means cool.
Girl: yeah he is sooo Alex
alex cool god superb amazing
by wakage Sep 18, 2007 share this

WIN!!!!

[Dozyproductions]

Name: adam

1. The first Man to ever get laid.
Adam and Eve had wild sex all night long.

2. a goofy,funny,crazii,outgoing,loving person!
a guy with this name is amazing. he is adorable and very caring person. he will always be there for you. he might have the nicknamegoober. he can make you laugh no matter what,even if ur having the worst day ever. some people may call him weird or strange, but if he wasnt all of those things then he wouldn't be goober. he is a remarkable person,trustworthy, and an awesome friend.
you are being so adam/goober!
gooby goober awesome amazing lover


3. An adorable boy, who is great in many ways. see perfect boy
Adam-*says the most perfect things ever,*

[Desaevious]

This shit went around facebook and I didn't do it because it looked dumb.

But the first result for Andrew?

"Ultra cool, Usually hot or at least sort of cute. Awesome sense of style, music, and humor. Sexy, awesome kisser". Yeah. I'll just go ahead and throw that on facebook like everyone else is.

[george graves]

I LOVE it!


1.) george

A guy with a very big (usually huge) penis.
Guy: wanna see it?
Girl: sure
Guy: ok here
Girl: HOLY CRAP its a george


2. George

A great good looking guy, sometimes cocky-er than should be. Highly intellegent and educated. Hot physique, acts sometimes like he doesnt care but deep inside he is very cuddly like a teddy bear. Ever guy wishes he was George
Boyfriend: OMG there George, i wish i was like him.
Girlfriend: Sigh....i wish you were like him too.
george hot good looking smart intellegent

3. george

A generic name used sarcastically to imply that the person being called it is an idiot. The name is derived from American president George W. Bush.
Nice going George you just misprounced every word on your cue cards.

[Syncro325is]

The first Man to ever get laid.
Adam and Eve had wild sex all night long

a goofy,funny,crazii,outgoing,loving person!
a guy with this name is amazing. he is adorable and very caring person. he will always be there for you. he might have the nicknamegoober. he can make you laugh no matter what,even if ur having the worst day ever. some people may call him weird or strange, but if he wasnt all of those things then he wouldn't be goober. he is a remarkable person,trustworthy, and an awesome friend.
you are being so adam/goober!

booyah.

Dozyproductions- you gots a good name ;)

[JasonC]

Jason

There was alot of crap for "Jason" so i just picked the easiest one to copy/paste


1. the act of being the sexiest person alive
2. A very VERY sexy person
3. Something you would/should name your penis
1. He Jason'd himself all his life.
2. "Oh, that person? He's just Jason"-- "But what is that Jason's name?"
3. I named my cock Jason, and same with my testes!

[george graves]

Oh - and let us not forget R3v has it's own page:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=r3v

[Stephen]

1. Stephen
Greek in origin, I've come to the conclusion that Stephen is just about the coolest male name. Whether it's prnounced 'Stef-an' or 'Steve-en' doesn't matter, it's just awesome.
Steph and Stevie are also the coolest nicknames.

2. stephen

One of the most funniest, cute boy ever. Has short brownish/blackish hair with adorable eyes.


3. Stephen

"From the Greek name Óôåöáíïò (Stephanos) meaning "crown". Saint Stephen was an early Christian martyr who was stoned to death, as told in Acts in the New Testament. Another Saint Stephen is the patron saint of Hungary, the first Christian king of that country (10th century). This was also the name of kings of England, Serbia, and Poland, as well as ten popes. More recently it is borne by the British physicist Stephen Hawking and the American author Stephen King. "

Stephen is considered one of the top 100 masculine and sexy names of the modern nation possessed by only people who will succeed greatly in life opposed to the name Steven possessed by druggies.

If you pronounce it STEF-en, that means your IQ is extremely low. It's prounced stEVen, guys. And it's okay, you can call him Steveyboy.

bunch more, these were just the first 3

[HiTheNameIsBJ]

Bryan

A highly intelligent guy who is handsome, funny, sexy, a great kisser, and is hung like a horse. Basically the TOTAL PACKAGE! A guy that every woman wants to be with, but only the hot ones get the privilege of having him.
Woman: I’m the luckiest woman in the world…

Her Girlfriend: Why is that?

Woman: Because… I have a Bryan!

Her Girlfriend: Damn girl… You are lucky… Can we share him?

Woman: Sure!! Sounds like fun… He’s hung like a horse, so there’s plenty to go around!!

Her Girlfriend: Great!! Let’s go get started then…

[chadthestampede]

Bob

Battery Operated Boyfriend, as in a vibrator

I had a talk with Bob last night.

[Syncro325is]

Oh - and let us not forget R3v has it's own page:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=r3v

"Peckerwood Jordan r3ved a Jetta in the mountains of WA even though it wasn't a BMW."
^ thats hilarious.

[HiTheNameIsBJ]

i see your r3v, and raise you fuh raze

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fuh+raze

[jrobie79]

joe


Chicago Term for greeting a person or calling someone if you don't know their name. Even if you do know their name, you still call them joe.
What's up Joe.
Man, Joe, we went to this juke party last night...

2. Joe

buy joe mugs, tshirts and magnets
A Chicago based slang term taking the place of a person's real name. Commonly used when a person knows your name but you dont know theirs.
Mark: Man Joe you trippin'
or
Mark: Wass up Joe.

3. Joe

A Man's name. A shortened version of the name Joseph. Simply the greatest name ever. Only the smartest. most athletic, best looking, coolest and all round greatest guys are called Joe.
My name is Joe. You know that means i rule!

[Danny]

an amazing guy.
a danny can be defined by 5 words;
funny, cute, unique, impressive, & huggable.
danny's are people you can't help but love.
& who could turn down a danny?
"man, did you see that danny?! i'm sooo going home with him tonight!"