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  • CreamE30
    E30 Enthusiast
    • Mar 2008
    • 1177

    #46
    1. Stuart 338 up, 89 down love it hate it

    buy stuart mugs, tshirts and magnets
    A Stuart (or Stu for short) is the name of a cocky bastard who has good reason to be cocky. The term originated in Toronto around 2003, it is unkown exactly as to who started the term but it is commonly accept that the term was originaly used to describe Stuart Allan
    Girl "Stuart why are you so cocky"
    Stu "I am not cocky I am just confident"
    Girl slides down Stuart’s pants
    Girl "Oh that’s why"
    stu stuart allan cocky bastard cocky bastard toronto stuart
    by Deathdog Apr 24, 2008 share this
    2. stuart 187 up, 66 down love it hate it

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    tall with brown hair
    cute smile
    amazin sense of humour
    obsenely sexy
    extremely good lookin
    n the best boyfriend in the world

    girl 1: did u see him!!
    girl 2: ye thats stuart, ashleigh's boyfriend
    girl 1: bitch! how lucky is she! hes so hot!
    sexy gorgeous kiss sex babe
    by ashleighhopwood Mar 5, 2009 share this
    3. Stuart 124 up, 54 down love it hate it

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    When villagers in the Tibetan mountains found the dismembered limbs of their children littering the pathway to the summit, they knew only one animal could have been responsible.

    Stuarts, a solitary, reclusive animal, are notoriously volatile, and should never be approached.

    When not ripping children apart, they can be observed foraging in the shrubbery for their ancestory.

    In order to prevent further attacks from Stuarts, the UN forces frequently drop air aid boxes of Pukka Pies and Bacardi rum near to their caves. The excessively hairy Stuarts are often spotted by mountaineering groups, eating voraciously.
    "Why don't you learn some table manners? You're behaving like a Stuart".


    LAWL
    <---Goodnight, sweet prince

    Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.



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