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[franco90]

Franco buy franco mugs, tshirts and magnets
A hot, sexy, yummy, lucious, smart, espanyol.
He is the perfect boyfriend/husband/friend.
Edward Cullen bows down at his presence.

OMG! i think i met my franco already!!



Franco
1.A hot, sexy, yummy, lucious, smart, espanyol.
He is the perfect boyfriend/husband/friend.
Edward Cullen bows down at his presence.

OMG! i think i met my franco already!!
2. really good looking type of guy, generally with dark hair and eyes, who speaks spanish and lives in spain.
Nina: Who's that guy with dark hair and round eyes?

3.The most amazing person in the world, he's really sexy and really good in bed, any girl would be lucky to have him.
and hes the perfect boyfriend
it is also the definition of a fat bum
woah, i can't get through the door..his bum is such a franco!

[Iain]

Erm...

1. Iain

Term of endearment for those in possession of extraordinary cunnilingus skills
Many claim to be "King of Cunnilingus", but my man is an Iain.

by xxN Feb 6, 2008 share this


5. Iain
1. a super nice guy
2. always up for a laugh.
3. can be slightly terrifying
4. will always help you find the silver lining!
5. a guy who spells his name in a slightly odd way
6. THE KING OF COOL
7. can also be called Dr cadet sergant slagmuffin monkey man. ?????
girl 1: "i met this really amazing guy yesterday"
girl 2: " oh really? he must have been called Iain"
by miss slow.... Nov 30, 2009 share this

[Aptyp]

Artur:

a very sexy man beast who is cool. every girl loves him and his three testicles. has a dog named flappy, who is a black cock er spaneil.he is a jew, he has a large penis dats black



Someone, who knows me must have written this.

[kamotors]

Kameron

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The most bad ass pirate you'll ever meet.
He's more hardcore than Chuck Norris and Jet Li.
He really hates fat people, Especially named Dillon.
Riddick once punched a man in the throat, Kameron took a mans wind pipe and made it into a blow dart gun and shot the mans mother...yeah, he's that bad ass

Better put down the cake tubby, or Kameron will slit your wrists...VERTICALLY!

[tg318is]

Tim

-Troubled Insecure Masterbator T.I.M
-An abbreviation for 'Timothy.'
-To sex someone up
-Man with a massive schlong

haha

[Car Addict]

1) Derek
Someone you CANNOT get off your mind because he is always so funny and cute. A Derek is a hotty with a killer body.
Suzie: ahh man! look at him,.. hes such a Derek!!
Izzle: O my gosh! I can never stop thinking about him, hes such a Derek!
Marisa: I LOVE HIM!

[nickflic3]

1. Nick
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the most amazing person alive with a huge penis
Nick p. has a huge penis
nick nickp penis huge animal

2. nick
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Bag of weed costing $5. Short for "Nickel".
We had a dime last night, but we smoked it down to a nick.
dime quarter ounce weed nickel
:-D

[Conki]

leo

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Persons born July 23rd to August 22nd.

"LEO is ruled by the Sun so the personality is charismatic, strong and is created to shine.They take on responsibility, naturally."

"Leos magnetic spirit and enthusiasm makes for success in any field but Leos require autonomy and some individual power over their work."

"Leo is Queen of the Zodiac. Her royal presence demands respect. Lions are like the Sun itself, warm and radiant, ready to help great and small, an"d give without counting the cost. No-one is kinder than a Lion, but can be badly hurt if people ignore or misunderstand them."

"If Leo is your Rising Sign, you're naturally cheerful, and walk out onto the world's stage with a smile on your face. People are drawn to you, heads turn, and ...let's be honest... you love it! You're neither proud nor pushy, but sometmes people see you like that. "

"Like every other aspect of life, love is for Leos something mythical that should be experienced to the full. Love should be significant, daring, spectacular and dramatic. A little affection is not their style. They love to be in love and they love playing the role of lover. With Leos you’re in for a real love experience."

"Leos are perfect lovers. They have the talent to create from every love something special and magical. They give the impression that two people are in love for the first time every in the history of the world. They love stylishly and without reservation and loyalty is part of their nature. Although L...

[der affe]

they were all so good i copied the whole first page!

1. greg buy greg mugs, tshirts and magnets
A scottish word used mainly in glasgow
meaning to always get drunk and flirt with women
do you like him?
Yeah hes ok but hes a bit of a greg...
really, i thought he was shy?
nah he flirts with all the girls when hes drunk
greg glasgow drunk flirty scottish
by Emz2007 Mar 3, 2007 share this
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Greg or Gregory is usually someone who is great at many things not so much at others but an awesome person, a little different and people just love them.
Greg is frickin' awesome!
greg gregory awesome good-looking attractive
by joejimbobsaget Aug 13, 2008 share this
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Slang term for a man's penis. Must be in lowercase, it is a common noun.
"Dude she totally wants my greg"
cock penis schlong dick rod
by ron7188 Mar 8, 2008 share this


4. Greg buy greg mugs, tshirts and magnets
An Extremely good looking person. Coolest Kid Around. Extremely Funny. Very Modest.
Super Sam: Omigosh whos that kid?
Cory: Thats Greg.
Super Sam: Wow hes Hot.
Cory: Hes Pretty Cool Aswell.
Random Kid (Jack): Yeh, that Greg is on Great Guy, Wish I could be like him.
cool funny hot smart greggles gregory
by GreG's Number 1 Fan. Feb 26, 2007 share this
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Someone who skips School on a monday.
Person1: Where's Greg?
Person2: It's Monday
Person1: Oh yea

Person1: Where you were yesterday?
Person2: Oh, i was pulling a greg
greg school skip monday skipping
by Chaosthorn Mar 13, 2008 share this
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Great friend.
Down to earth.
Handsome.
Amazing smile.
Always playing, talking about, or thinking about: football.
Greg is starting kicker and has a nice ass!
gregory jock cute smile football
by sophiabstract Jan 13, 2009 share this
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adj: to be insanely cool or tight;n. one who is ultimately the coolest person one knows.
"He seems like a greg person."
" i think Jake is my greg."
tight sick cool gregory gregg king
by gregdaking2000 Nov 15, 2006 share this

this was even on the page. it couldn't be more fitting.

[Jesse30]

Anyone named Jesse will never die a virgin. '

A very manly man.

[damith]

e30tech

e30tech


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A heaven in the electronic world for owners of 83-92 Bmw 3 Series. Can also be described as pornography for lovers of the german engineering and and mild to extreme modification.
"I dont want anything else, when i look at e30tech i touch myself."


hahahaaha

[e30ballin]

1. vance

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1.an exceptionally talented person.
2.being the best.
iam the vance at video games
vance dwark talent best skill
by senior bacon Jul 31, 2006 share this
2. vance

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A sexual procedure wherein a man inserts his index and/or middle finger(s) discretely into a woman's vagina while other people are in the room; all of which are completely oblivious to the sexual actions occuring across the room.
Man1: Did you hear about so-and-so and what's-her-face last Friday night?

WTF?

[der affe]

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Latin for "zero taste," often used by middle-class "artsy" kids in reference to their vehicles which may or may not be giant piles of shit depending on which bong you smoked out of.
Check out Mike's BMW, it has no bumper, a rusted to bitch hood, and roof racks. That shit is stäncé primo!

[Matt-B]

1. Matt

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ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is beleived that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men posessing this name are also well endowed.
Girl 1: I wish my boyfriend was a matt
Girl 2: Oh you poor thing
sex god matt names definitions greek fact
by orrin Oct 30, 2007 share this
2. matt

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Commonly used as a male name, and can also be short for "Matthew".
Example #1: My name is Matthew, but call me Matt!

Example #2: I named your baby boy Matt.
matt matthew male short nickname
by ValeriaAtWhitby Mar 28, 2006 share this
3. matt

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An attractive, smooth-talking, charming young man. When you’re with him, he makes you feel like a princess; when you’re not, you know he is making another girl feel the same and not even thinking of you.

Becky- 'i dont understand, we had so much fun last week! why hasnt he called?!?'
Jessica- 'i told you that guy was a matt. you should have listened to me!'

[trackjunkie21]

2. kamil 86 up, 38 down
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a) one who wants to destroy/conquer the world b) annoying person c) one with a brilliant intellect d) one of pure evil e) concerning extreme pornographic images
Hitler was such a kamil.
Cicero had a kamilian mind.