Who said car names don't have meaning?

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  • juandaniel
    Banned
    • Feb 2010
    • 3

    #1

    Who said car names don't have meaning?

    Hey
    Check out this

    BMW: Brings Me Women.
    FIAT: Failure in Italian Automotive Technology.
    FORD: For Only Rough Drivers.
    HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive....
    VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object.
    PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything.
    OPEL: Old People Enjoying Life
    TOYOTA: The One You Only Trust, Always.
    GOLF/GTI: Girls Only Love Fun / Get Them Inside
    HONDA: Hanged Over, Now Driving Away.
  • ALYKZANDYR
    E30 Fanatic
    • Sep 2009
    • 1336

    #2
    FERRARI For Every Really Really Aristocratic Rich Idiot

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    • aaron325ix
      E30 Fanatic
      • Jun 2007
      • 1489

      #3
      fiat=Fix it again Tony
      sigpic

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      • ALYKZANDYR
        E30 Fanatic
        • Sep 2009
        • 1336

        #4
        FORD Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge
        BMW Break My Windows

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        • Holland
          R3V OG
          • Nov 2008
          • 7176

          #5
          You forgot PONTIAC, Poor Old Nigga Thought It a Cadillac.

          TOYOTA, Take Off Your Oversized Tires Asshole.
          1985 M10b18. 70maybewhpoffury. Over engineered S50b30 murica BBQ swap in progress.

          Originally posted by DEV0 E30
          You'd chugg this butt. I know you would. Ain't gotta' lie to kick it brostantinople.

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          • TDE30
            R3V OG
            • Feb 2008
            • 7042

            #6
            Baha, why that was one ripping good yarn, what a kneeslapper.

            Excellent thread, I would surely examine this further in my free time.
            - Trey

            E90 325i/6 (ZSP, ZPP, ZCW)
            E36 325i sedan
            E30 325i sedan
            Volvo 945T

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            • dannyg
              E30 Mastermind
              • Mar 2007
              • 1553

              #7
              Originally posted by juandaniel
              Hey
              Check out this

              BMW: Brings Me Women.
              FIAT: Failure in Italian Automotive Technology.
              FORD: For Only Rough Drivers.
              HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive....
              VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object.
              PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything.
              OPEL: Old People Enjoying Life
              TOYOTA: The One You Only Trust, Always.
              GOLF/GTI: Girls Only Love Fun / Get Them Inside
              HONDA: Hanged Over, Now Driving Away.
              I knew most honda owners were dumb...
              1993 325ic Schwarz/Natur
              1991 318is Black/Black - Slicktop - Project s52
              1989 Alpine White/Black M3 S52
              1988 Henna/Pearl M3 <3

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              • dashboardmonkey
                FUCK YOUR WAFFLES
                • Jun 2008
                • 6158

                #8
                FIAT: Fix It Again Tony
                FORD: Found On Road Dead/Fucked On Race Day/Fix Or Repair Daily/First On Race Day
                MOPAR: Move Over People Are Racing/Mostly Old Parts And Rust
                PONTIAC: Poor Old N****r Thinks It's A Caddilac
                BMW: Beer Mobility Wagon/Bite My Weenie/Bavarian Money Waste

                I can go on all day
                -Andy

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                • Desaevious
                  No R3VLimiter
                  • Aug 2007
                  • 3810

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Holland
                  You forgot PONTIAC, Poor Old Nigga Thought It a Cadillac.
                  ahahahah that one I never heard.

                  BMW: Blow My Weiner. Try it, shit worked in high school.

                  SC*AR (Schwarz Army)
                  No longer stock ride height, rolling as low as a daily driver in New England should without worrying about breaking an oil pan. :up:

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                  • Holland
                    R3V OG
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 7176

                    #10
                    CHEVROLET, Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques.
                    1985 M10b18. 70maybewhpoffury. Over engineered S50b30 murica BBQ swap in progress.

                    Originally posted by DEV0 E30
                    You'd chugg this butt. I know you would. Ain't gotta' lie to kick it brostantinople.

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                    • Holland
                      R3V OG
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 7176

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Desaevious
                      ahahahah that one I never heard.

                      BMW: Blow My Weiner. Try it, shit worked in high school.
                      BMW, Beat My Wife, or Beat My Weiner.
                      1985 M10b18. 70maybewhpoffury. Over engineered S50b30 murica BBQ swap in progress.

                      Originally posted by DEV0 E30
                      You'd chugg this butt. I know you would. Ain't gotta' lie to kick it brostantinople.

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                      • Jand3rson
                        Banned
                        • Oct 2003
                        • 37587

                        #12
                        Before I got into cars, I thought BMW stood for British Motor Works. I didn't know they were German.

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                        • ALYKZANDYR
                          E30 Fanatic
                          • Sep 2009
                          • 1336

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Janderson
                          Before I got into cars, I thought BMW stood for British Motor Works. I didn't know they were German.
                          Same here.

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                          • TexasTerp
                            No R3VLimiter
                            • Jan 2009
                            • 3541

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Holland
                            CHEVROLET, Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques.
                            This is probably the most perfect one of them all!!
                            stephenbrody.com

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                            • Raxe
                              R3V Elite
                              • Nov 2006
                              • 5346

                              #15
                              Do one for Koenigsegg.

                              >> 1988 3.1 ITB E30 /// 2002 E46 M3 6MT / 2008 335xi 6MT / 1991 S38B36 E30 (sold)

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