Who said car names don't have meaning?

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  • Massive Lee
    R3V OG
    • Sep 2006
    • 6782

    #31
    BMW - Bring My Wallet becomes Bus Metro Walk when wallet is empty
    Brake harder. Go faster. No shit.

    massivebrakes.com

    http://www.facebook.com/pages/Massiv...78417442267056





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    • JasonC
      Site Manager
      • Aug 2006
      • 14451

      #32
      Originally posted by SEdgell
      Ford: Found On Retard's Driveway
      GMC: Got Mechanic Coming; Gay Man's Chevy
      First i've heard that one. Made me lol :rofl:

      1992 BMW 325iC
      1978 Chevrolet Monte Carlo
      1965 Chevrolet Corvair Monza 140hp

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      • dannyyisntt
        No R3VLimiter
        • Sep 2008
        • 3141

        #33
        BMW - Buy My Weed

        Thats all i got.
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        • xwill112x
          Θέλησα έναν τίτλο συνήθειας, απορροφώ για να είμ&#
          • Jan 2009
          • 4237

          #34
          bmw- buy metric wrenches

          or bring money withya
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          • mrsleeve
            I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
            • Mar 2005
            • 16385

            #35
            Ok, I know some of these have been used but here we go

            Ford= Falters On Race Day, Fix Or Repair Daily, Found On Road Dead, Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge, Failure Of Replaced Dodge, Failure Of Rudimentary Design Backwards = Driver Returns On Foot

            Dodge= Drops Oil anD Grease Everywhere,

            BMW= Blew My Wad, Blow Me Woman
            Last edited by mrsleeve; 02-07-2010, 04:56 PM.
            Originally posted by Fusion
            If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
            The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


            The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

            Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
            William Pitt-

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            • nickflic3
              No R3VLimiter
              • Sep 2009
              • 3564

              #36
              BMW- "Be My Wife"
              Bronzit 4-door Swap Drifting somewhere
              Cammed B25 Swap Daily Driver
              Updated 10/1

              Originally posted by StereoInstaller1
              Maybe 300 CANADIAN HP, thats like 225 US HP.

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              • BigSam
                Advanced Member
                • Jun 2008
                • 168

                #37
                Blow, Money & Women

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                • imdashiz
                  E30 Fanatic
                  • Sep 2009
                  • 1373

                  #38
                  according to my uncle, BMW stands for Big Money Wasted
                  PSN ID: Yourself1

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                  • scabzzzz
                    Estado de mierda de encargo
                    • Jul 2007
                    • 6870

                    #39
                    Originally posted by xwill112x
                    bmw- buy metric wrenches

                    or bring money withya
                    I was about to say Bring Money Whicha cuz its gonna be expensive!

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                    • pbr87
                      E30 Modder
                      • May 2008
                      • 853

                      #40
                      Nissan:

                      Nitwitted Insecure Superficial Stupid Asshole Navigating

                      especially when it's a blowout Guido behind the wheel of a 350Z ;)
                      Originally posted by accident
                      I have achieved the title of Douche of the month.
                      Discuss.
                      Originally posted by kronus
                      It was probably pissed off because it didn't want to pay taxes for poor people's healthcare.
                      1990 300ZX TT 5spd ($6,000)
                      1991 318i 4dr 5spd (DD)

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