Who said car names don't have meaning?

[pbr87]

Nissan:

Nitwitted Insecure Superficial Stupid Asshole Navigating

especially when it's a blowout Guido behind the wheel of a 350Z ;)

[scabzzzz]

bmw- buy metric wrenches

or bring money withya

I was about to say Bring Money Whicha cuz its gonna be expensive!

[imdashiz]

according to my uncle, BMW stands for Big Money Wasted

[BigSam]

Blow, Money & Women

[nickflic3]

BMW- "Be My Wife"

[mrsleeve]

Ok, I know some of these have been used but here we go

Ford= Falters On Race Day, Fix Or Repair Daily, Found On Road Dead, Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge, Failure Of Replaced Dodge, Failure Of Rudimentary Design Backwards = Driver Returns On Foot

Dodge= Drops Oil anD Grease Everywhere,

BMW= Blew My Wad, Blow Me Woman

[xwill112x]

bmw- buy metric wrenches

or bring money withya

[dannyyisntt]

BMW - Buy My Weed

Thats all i got.

[JasonC]

Ford: Found On Retard's Driveway
GMC: Got Mechanic Coming; Gay Man's Chevy

First i've heard that one. Made me lol :rofl:

[Massive Lee]

BMW - Bring My Wallet becomes Bus Metro Walk when wallet is empty

[SEdgell]

Ford: Found On Retard's Driveway
GMC: Got Mechanic Coming; Gay Man's Chevy

[mikeedler]

Tell me about it, I work at a GM dealer, the shit those cars come in for to get fixed is unreal. Most newer GM's have a module for each individual door. The new Escalade has 36 computers in it.

obviously you havent worked on the last 2 generations on the 7er-- the new one has up to 60 something
shit even a mini has atleast 30.

[JasonC]

the list can go on and on...

http://www.hotrodscustomstuff.com/humor-09.html

[Holland]

This is probably the most perfect one of them all!!

Tell me about it, I work at a GM dealer, the shit those cars come in for to get fixed is unreal. Most newer GM's have a module for each individual door. The new Escalade has 36 computers in it.

[newman]

Who said car names don't have meaning?

I don't think I've ever heard anyone say that "Car names don't have meanings."