Who said car names don't have meaning?

[Holland]

CHEVROLET, Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques.

[Desaevious]

You forgot PONTIAC, Poor Old Nigga Thought It a Cadillac.

ahahahah that one I never heard.

BMW: Blow My Weiner. Try it, shit worked in high school.

[dashboardmonkey]

FIAT: Fix It Again Tony
FORD: Found On Road Dead/Fucked On Race Day/Fix Or Repair Daily/First On Race Day
MOPAR: Move Over People Are Racing/Mostly Old Parts And Rust
PONTIAC: Poor Old N****r Thinks It's A Caddilac
BMW: Beer Mobility Wagon/Bite My Weenie/Bavarian Money Waste

I can go on all day

[dannyg]

Hey
Check out this

BMW: Brings Me Women.
FIAT: Failure in Italian Automotive Technology.
FORD: For Only Rough Drivers.
HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive....
VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object.
PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything.
OPEL: Old People Enjoying Life
TOYOTA: The One You Only Trust, Always.
GOLF/GTI: Girls Only Love Fun / Get Them Inside
HONDA: Hanged Over, Now Driving Away.

I knew most honda owners were dumb...

[TDE30]

Baha, why that was one ripping good yarn, what a kneeslapper.

Excellent thread, I would surely examine this further in my free time.

[Holland]

You forgot PONTIAC, Poor Old Nigga Thought It a Cadillac.

TOYOTA, Take Off Your Oversized Tires Asshole.

[ALYKZANDYR]

FORD Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge
BMW Break My Windows

[aaron325ix]

fiat=Fix it again Tony

[ALYKZANDYR]

FERRARI For Every Really Really Aristocratic Rich Idiot

[juandaniel]

Hey
Check out this

BMW: Brings Me Women.
FIAT: Failure in Italian Automotive Technology.
FORD: For Only Rough Drivers.
HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive....
VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object.
PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything.
OPEL: Old People Enjoying Life
TOYOTA: The One You Only Trust, Always.
GOLF/GTI: Girls Only Love Fun / Get Them Inside
HONDA: Hanged Over, Now Driving Away.