Danica patrick is not that hot

[decay]

i'd rearrange her organs in a minute.

remember also; she can outdrive all of us, or she wouldn't be in her line of work. i'd rather have a wife that wins trophies than a trophy wife, but maybe that's just me.

[Iain]

No f*cking way, are you f*cking serious? I thought that sh*t was banned. G*d da*n, you learn some seriously useful sh*t everyday.

I've never met anyone with stars in their mouth. A/S/L?

I would wrench her womb asunder with my mighty spam hammer.

I'd pound her like the fist of an angry God.

I'd fold her like a deckchair.

I'd bang her like a screen door in a hurricane.

I'd plunder and pillage her vagina like a viking raiding party.

And so on, and so forth.

[Alkasquawlik]

I'd smash into her harder than when Dale Earnhardt hit that wall.

[Iain]

I'm really not attracted to her and don't rate her, but s'if you wouldn't pass up a fit chick gagging for cock. It's not like she's a 700 year old 300lb leper.

PS: Would leave her face looking like a painter's radio.

Would smash the beef out of her badly packed kebab.

[Ray Smoodiver]

I'm really not attracted to her and don't rate her, but s'if you wouldn't pass up a fit chick gagging for cock. It's not like she's a 700 year old 300lb leper.

PS: Would leave her face looking like a painter's radio.

Would smash the beef out of her badly packed kebab.

C-c-c-c-combo!

[Be30mer]

In all seriousness, there are some better fishes in the sea. But if I had the chance,
Id turn that filet mignon into shredded beef
I would ground that meat into a cheeseburger
would change her oil with my dipstick
Would wreck her oil pan with my crankshaft, and finish it off by playing her valves with my camshaft

[worangejuice]

Yeah, not that hot, maybe it's just the stupid godaddy commercials that act like the internet is not around, like those tame commercials are so sultry.........

[pbr87]

I've always thought she was really cute.

just my $.02

[Justin B]

I met her when I was working at the Jim Russell karting school and the IRL came to infineon. she came up to try the 125cc stock moto shifters and lmfao, she had to use our double pedal blocks on the gas and brake, that's about 4" of extension that we use for kids or midgets lol. She's hella fuckin short. Had a cool attitude with us though overall, I could totally tell though that she kinda had or could be really bitchy.

[mcr_driver]

she's average to me...but i'd still hit it get her knocked up, leave and take half of what she's worth. reverse gold digging ftw :thumbsup:

[///e30freak]

Why wouldn't there be a fuss about her, she is reasonably attractive and is competitive at a high level of motorsport. Those are two attributes VERY RARELY found in one woman.

It's like having a hot girl who is actually smart, but better, because instead of being smart she races cars.

[dashboardmonkey]

That ass is not that nice.

I'd rather have any of the Force girls.

pics or ban!!!

[E30 Cabrio]

[joshh]

Not to mention the ONLY race she's ever won is when Castro ran out of gas....and they were team mates.

[emoshun]

She's just like Anna Kournikova...wait never mind.