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Can I suck your dad's cock? HE SOUNDTHS TOO AWETHOM!
But seriously, I have driven plenty of these and they're shitboxes are far as cars are concerned. Anyone who is impressed by a Toyota needs to get some fucking perspective on what a good car is like to drive.
me and five of my friends packed into my friends company owned prius and did reverse donuts in the snow with pbr's in hand! prius's suck real bad! driving around smelling with their windows up! smelling their own farts!!!
I actually had a lady in a Prius signal me to roll down my window in traffic one day. Thinking something was wrong I did. She leaned out and yelled "GAS HOG!!!!" at me in the bitchy-est loud voice she could muster.
HAHAHAHAHA!
Wow. Where were you?
Originally posted by whysimon
WTF is hello Kitty (I'm 28 with no kids and I don't have cable)
"It takes 113,000,000 BTUs of energy to build one of those futuristic waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles-mobiles called a Toyota Prius; which is not only a loss of Man Points to own and drive, but also a loss of Man Points to rent, ride in, fuck in, or even see rolling down the street. 113,000,000 BTU’s equals 1,000 gallons of gasoline. You could drive a 98 Toyota Tercel on that amount of gasoline for like 7 years. That means by purchasing an “eco-friendly” car, you are pissing away 7 years of driving in one fucking purchase. If you don’t get 7 years of driving out of that hybrid piece of shit (which the warantee guarantees you won’t) you just fucked Mother Earth.
Buying a hybrid is like walking into Cesar’s Palace and tipping the valet ten grand instead of dropping it on a roulette wheel. You can uncross your fingers, fucko. Vegas doesn’t give comps for burning cash.
Old cars are better for the environment than new hybrid cars. So why don’t we promote old cars as the “eco-friendly” alternative to hybrids?" -Dick Masterson
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