Chuck Norris Turns 70!!!

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  • Mike325
    No R3VLimiter
    • Mar 2006
    • 3685
    #16
    I am pretty sure that 70 just turned Chuck Norris.
    Originally posted by cabriodster87
    "Honey? What color is this wire? Is it the same as that one? Are you sure? I don't believe it. OK, it works. Thank you sweetie."
    Originally posted by Kershaw
    i've got a boner and a desire to speed.

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      • kronus
        R3V OG
        • Apr 2008
        • 13005
        #17
        cars beep boop

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          • decay
            R3V Elite
            • Oct 2003
            • 5637
            #18
            Chuck Norris is the first person ever to lose his virginity before his father did.
            past:
            1989 325is (learner shitbox)
            1986 325e (turbo dorito)
            1991 318ic (5-lug ITB)
            1985 323i baur
            current:
            1995 M3 (suspension, 17x9/255-40, borla)

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              • BeirBrennerE30
                R3VLimited
                • Oct 2003
                • 2740
                #19
                Chuck Norris doesnt read. He stares at the words until they give him the information he needs.
                e30sport.net
                '86 325es - s54b32tu - 6-speed - Mtech 1
                '89 325is - m20b25 - 5-speed - Individual​
                '06 M3 Competition - 6-speed
                '19 Porsche GT3 RS - 7-speed PDK
                '94 Lancia Delta HF Integrale EvoII - Giallo Ginestra
                '97 Range Rover Vitesse

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                  • yberther
                    E30 Fanatic
                    • Feb 2008
                    • 1246
                    #20
                    Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
                    Flickr
                    Originally posted by Indecline06
                    For some reason, when I get super duper ultra stoned... The M30 motor reminds me of big bird from sesame street.

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                      • phreshkid
                        R3V Elite
                        • May 2009
                        • 4655
                        #21
                        A king Cobra once bit Chuck Norris in the leg. After 3 days of excruciating pain, the Cobra died.
                        world renown Harry Potter expert
                        sigpic

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                          • Jand3rson
                            Banned
                            • Oct 2003
                            • 37587
                            #22
                            When Chuck Norris jumps in the water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.

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                              • e30_3I8I
                                Grease Monkey
                                • Sep 2009
                                • 305
                                #23
                                chuck norris slammed a revolving door.
                                my project

                                http://r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=164374

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                                  • Jand3rson
                                    Banned
                                    • Oct 2003
                                    • 37587
                                    #24
                                    The destruction of Hiroshima and Nagasaki were not caused by the falling of atomic bombs. Chuck Norris gave a woman in each of the 2 cities an orgasm.

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                                      • Nic01101011
                                        E30 Mastermind
                                        • Jan 2008
                                        • 1549
                                        #25
                                        Originally posted by Mike325
                                        I am pretty sure that 70 just turned Chuck Norris.
                                        well played

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                                          • TwoJ's
                                            R3V Elite
                                            • Oct 2005
                                            • 4908
                                            #26
                                            Chuck Norris once had a case of diarrhea. The result was Boston, MA.

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                                              • e30trooper
                                                R3V OG
                                                • Mar 2009
                                                • 11576
                                                #27
                                                Originally posted by TruEdrty
                                                When chuck Norris jumps in water he does not get wet the water gets Chuck Norris
                                                Originally posted by Janderson
                                                When Chuck Norris jumps in the water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.

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                                                  • Erik
                                                    R3V Elite
                                                    • Oct 2005
                                                    • 5370
                                                    #28
                                                    Thread of the month FOR SURE!!! I can't stop laughing!!!
                                                    -Erik
                                                    '16 Focus 2.0L - '99 Protegé DX 1.6L POS (Sold) - '87 4runner 22R-E (Sold) - '86 Schwarz S50 (Sold) - '02 WRX Wagon (sold) - '07 Impreza 2.5i (sold) - '91 Alpine M52 (Sold) - '89 Alpine 325is (Sold)


                                                    Originally posted by 87e30
                                                    I just want to dance with some beezies

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                                                      • pawi30
                                                        E30 Enthusiast
                                                        • May 2007
                                                        • 1091
                                                        #29


                                                        UH OH
                                                        sigpic

                                                        Originally Said by Bob Marley
                                                        "BMW make pure trouble!"

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                                                          • imdashiz
                                                            E30 Fanatic
                                                            • Sep 2009
                                                            • 1373
                                                            #30
                                                            yooooooo
                                                            Attached Files
                                                            PSN ID: Yourself1

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