F**k the DMV.

Eat my god damn fucking ass you piss-poor excuse for a organization.

You don't do a god damn thing for public safety - you sure as shit don't
make sure that people are good drivers. I don't know why you exist.

Every fucking time I have to deal with you it's a fucking nightmare.
Never has anyone said "please" or "thank you" to me. Just once I'd like
for someone to say "thanks" when I hand the lady behind the counter
a pile of my hard earned cash - THAT I WORKED FOR. Fucking right
you should say 'thank you' - that cash represents real work. Not
that you would fucking know anything about that.

Lets just call a spade a spade - you're simply here to inconvenience
people. You take people's money and you hand then a god damn sticker.

Why? Why do we all go along with this shit - I'll fucking tell you why - so
you won't get hassled more when a cop is behind you - that's it - that's all
it is. That's all you fucking do. You know what it's called when you have
to pay someone off to NOT hassle you? Fuck me - I forget what it's
called, but it's extortion or some shit.

FUCK YOU DMV - eat my lilly white fucking ass you retards. You hope you
all die in a horrible fire. I hope your babies are retarded and are born with
a cock on their forehead.

Every single person that works at the DMV - you are part of the problem.
When you get off work, and go home - don't for a second think "well done,
I did a good days work" - no, you didn't. Go kill yourself.

And don't give me that god damn look when I question something that I'm
paying - I'm fucking paying for it, so you're god damn right you're going
to take the time to explain what it is. And don't give me your "Don't take
it out on me, I'm just doing my job Sir" attitude. Fuck you. All I did way
frown at your stupid fee. Eat a dick. I'm not taking anything 'out on you'.
Stop it with the wounded bird looks. I've done nothing wrong.

Now, lets be clear, you work at the DMV, you choose to work there. At
some point in your life, you walked into that office and asked for a job
application - cause that's the kind of ass-hat you are. DMV working,
mother fucking, cock sucking, bitch ass, hoe, that no one else would hire.

/rant

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