Fuck it, I'm bored.
Fiber one.
-Charlie
Anti-religion Okay - yea, people blowing themselves up and idiots protesting soldier funerals are pretty f'n stupid. But for most folks, religion is a nice safety blanket. Most people are too stupid & selfish to be decent on their own, having god staring at you is a good impetus.
Anti-credit - Why? We're allegedly a capitalist society, we have a consumer based economy. That whole "american dream" thing is still rooted in the entreprenurial sprit. Unless you're coming from old money, most people don't have the startup funds to run a small business. For that matter, how do you think most businesses function? With cold liquid cash all the time?
How about "pro-responsibility"?
When did you declare B/K?
Anti-processed food - Why? Most people live in the city. Gardens don't quite work, we like food that doesn't spoil 2 days after we buy it.
Anti-food subsidy - So, no processed food, but fuck the farmers too? Why? Being a farmer sucks enough as is, you gonna turn those screws a little tighter?
Anti-healthcare reform - Okay, I can understand being against "universal health care" or whatever buzzword you want. But "anti" reform? Why? You love paying huge premiums for coverage that shrinks every year? You love being arbitrarily denied? You love the fact that most people under 30 don't have shit for coverage simply because more and more jobs are going "contract" based and fucking them over? Liberal or Conservative, you really can't say that the system isn't horribly broken as is.
Anti-tax - Yea, paying for stuff sucks. However, I like having roads and other crazy things based out of modern civilzation.
Anti-large government - What's your alternative? You ever dealt with a HOA or a PTA? There's your "small government" at work.
Anti-medicare,medicaid,unemployment and all other social programs - Yea, fuck you if your parents can't cover your ass or you run into some hardship at some point in your life. Dirty fucking cripples, all of 'em.
Anti-war
Anti-lobbyist
Anti-Wal-Mart
Who's "pro" any of this?
Anti-Television (except for educational programming, cartoons and sports) - Mitch Hedberg said it best. "I spent 8 hours today watching television, you spent 8 hours reading books, at the end of the day, neither one of us got shit done"
Anti-Media - What's the internet?
Anti-Fast Food - Why? Don't eat it.
Anti-advertising - Capitalism sucks.
pro-revolution
pro-constitution
Cool bumper stickers, bro.
I hope that wilth all this resentment I don't begin to regret.
Anti-credit - Why? We're allegedly a capitalist society, we have a consumer based economy. That whole "american dream" thing is still rooted in the entreprenurial sprit. Unless you're coming from old money, most people don't have the startup funds to run a small business. For that matter, how do you think most businesses function? With cold liquid cash all the time?
How about "pro-responsibility"?
When did you declare B/K?
Anti-processed food - Why? Most people live in the city. Gardens don't quite work, we like food that doesn't spoil 2 days after we buy it.
Anti-food subsidy - So, no processed food, but fuck the farmers too? Why? Being a farmer sucks enough as is, you gonna turn those screws a little tighter?
Anti-healthcare reform - Okay, I can understand being against "universal health care" or whatever buzzword you want. But "anti" reform? Why? You love paying huge premiums for coverage that shrinks every year? You love being arbitrarily denied? You love the fact that most people under 30 don't have shit for coverage simply because more and more jobs are going "contract" based and fucking them over? Liberal or Conservative, you really can't say that the system isn't horribly broken as is.
Anti-tax - Yea, paying for stuff sucks. However, I like having roads and other crazy things based out of modern civilzation.
Anti-large government - What's your alternative? You ever dealt with a HOA or a PTA? There's your "small government" at work.
Anti-medicare,medicaid,unemployment and all other social programs - Yea, fuck you if your parents can't cover your ass or you run into some hardship at some point in your life. Dirty fucking cripples, all of 'em.
Anti-war
Anti-lobbyist
Anti-Wal-Mart
Who's "pro" any of this?
Anti-Television (except for educational programming, cartoons and sports) - Mitch Hedberg said it best. "I spent 8 hours today watching television, you spent 8 hours reading books, at the end of the day, neither one of us got shit done"
Anti-Media - What's the internet?
Anti-Fast Food - Why? Don't eat it.
Anti-advertising - Capitalism sucks.
pro-revolution
pro-constitution
Cool bumper stickers, bro.
I hope that wilth all this resentment I don't begin to regret.
-Charlie
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