Illinois is an asstastic state

[McGyver]

cool story bro.

[Danny]

No your reading comprehension blows, as per the usual.

[Be30mer]

Sometimes I don't mind living in Massachusetts

First of all what the fuck is up with the bridge on 90 coming westbound from Indy? I went up to the lady and said I ran out of cash so can I have a i.o.u. basically. She said she didnt do that and if I had a card. As I was handing her a card I asked "What if I didn't have a card?" She tells me a FUCKING TROOPER COMES OVER AND TICKETS ME. Wow really? For not having 3 fucking dollars? Bullshit.

Wait, so you seriously tryed to pay with an IOU? And then the lady said if you have a card. And as you are handing her the card she tells you a fucking trooper comes over and tickets you.
You must be flustered, because that makes no sense.

[Alkasquawlik]

So you didn't have money for a toll road and then you were ticketed for breaking the law?

Who is asstastic again?

lol seriously.

[nrubenstein]

They can suspend your driving privileges in Illinois. Depending on your state, that may or may not cause Mass to suspend your license too.

[Danny]

So you didn't have money for a toll road and then you were ticketed for breaking the law?

Who is asstastic again?

This.

[z31maniac]

So you didn't have money for a toll road and then you were ticketed for breaking the law?

Who is asstastic again?

[rwh11385]

I am really curious if that passes for English in Massachusetts...

[b*saint]

Sometimes I don't mind living in Massachusetts

First of all what the fuck is up with the bridge on 90 coming westbound from Indy? I went up to the lady and said I ran out of cash so can I have a i.o.u. basically. She said she didnt do that and if I had a card. As I was handing her a card I asked "What if I didn't have a card?" She tells me a FUCKING TROOPER COMES OVER AND TICKETS ME. Wow really? For not having 3 fucking dollars? Bullshit.

2nd so I got a speeding ticket couple months ago. I fought it but wasnt able to make the first court date. So I come in today and fight it. Its in an actual courthouse. I know its sometimes in a courthouse in Mass, a lot of major cities its just at the dmv, but usually its a room setup just for tickets away from taking up space from real criminals or problems. Traffic violations like speeding and no insurance are small potatoes.

A real judge comes out and I get called up. I plead guilty because if I dont I have to have ANOTHER court date. Instead of just saying not guilty and explaining myself all in one shot like at home. Then he asks me where I was 3-1-10 for the first court date. I said my flight was cancelled. What the fuck did he want me to do? Walk? He says I have to pay an extra 9 bucks for a state to state legislature so Illinois doesnt revoke my license. Turns out when I went to go pay I didnt have to worry about that. She says I wasnt penalized for missing the first court date.

But that raises this question. How the fuck can illinois revoke a massachusetts license? Im sure Mass is real big into suspending their citizen's license because of a bullshit speeding ticket in some state that they dont even border or deal with. (sarcasm.) Also why is getting a speeding ticket on the same level as killing someone in illinois? Fucking go back to growing corn