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    Illinois is an asstastic state

    Sometimes I don't mind living in Massachusetts

    First of all what the fuck is up with the bridge on 90 coming westbound from Indy? I went up to the lady and said I ran out of cash so can I have a i.o.u. basically. She said she didnt do that and if I had a card. As I was handing her a card I asked "What if I didn't have a card?" She tells me a FUCKING TROOPER COMES OVER AND TICKETS ME. Wow really? For not having 3 fucking dollars? Bullshit.

    2nd so I got a speeding ticket couple months ago. I fought it but wasnt able to make the first court date. So I come in today and fight it. Its in an actual courthouse. I know its sometimes in a courthouse in Mass, a lot of major cities its just at the dmv, but usually its a room setup just for tickets away from taking up space from real criminals or problems. Traffic violations like speeding and no insurance are small potatoes.

    A real judge comes out and I get called up. I plead guilty because if I dont I have to have ANOTHER court date. Instead of just saying not guilty and explaining myself all in one shot like at home. Then he asks me where I was 3-1-10 for the first court date. I said my flight was cancelled. What the fuck did he want me to do? Walk? He says I have to pay an extra 9 bucks for a state to state legislature so Illinois doesnt revoke my license. Turns out when I went to go pay I didnt have to worry about that. She says I wasnt penalized for missing the first court date.

    But that raises this question. How the fuck can illinois revoke a massachusetts license? Im sure Mass is real big into suspending their citizen's license because of a bullshit speeding ticket in some state that they dont even border or deal with. (sarcasm.) Also why is getting a speeding ticket on the same level as killing someone in illinois? Fucking go back to growing corn
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    #2
    I am really curious if that passes for English in Massachusetts...

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      #3
      So you didn't have money for a toll road and then you were ticketed for breaking the law?

      Who is asstastic again?
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        #4
        Originally posted by z31maniac View Post
        So you didn't have money for a toll road and then you were ticketed for breaking the law?

        Who is asstastic again?
        This.

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          #5
          They can suspend your driving privileges in Illinois. Depending on your state, that may or may not cause Mass to suspend your license too.
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            #6
            Originally posted by z31maniac View Post
            So you didn't have money for a toll road and then you were ticketed for breaking the law?

            Who is asstastic again?

            lol seriously.

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              #7
              Originally posted by b*saint View Post
              Sometimes I don't mind living in Massachusetts

              First of all what the fuck is up with the bridge on 90 coming westbound from Indy? I went up to the lady and said I ran out of cash so can I have a i.o.u. basically. She said she didnt do that and if I had a card. As I was handing her a card I asked "What if I didn't have a card?" She tells me a FUCKING TROOPER COMES OVER AND TICKETS ME. Wow really? For not having 3 fucking dollars? Bullshit.
              Wait, so you seriously tryed to pay with an IOU? And then the lady said if you have a card. And as you are handing her the card she tells you a fucking trooper comes over and tickets you.
              You must be flustered, because that makes no sense.

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                #8
                No your reading comprehension blows, as per the usual.

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                  #9
                  cool story bro.
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                    #10
                    IOU for a toll?

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                      #11
                      Drive through the toll and pay it online later. Done it many times in and out of Chicago.

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                        #12
                        Good story, thinking about getting it published?

                        But that is dumb of IL to put you through all that trouble for a dumb toll
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                          #13
                          I fucking hate Chicago. The Sky way and the Dan Ryan can lick my balls, the only time I go that way is in the dead of night or on the week ends. Other wise I run out on 80 to 39 and then north, to avoid all the tolls and the traffic. Yeah it takes longer but its worth it. I hate driving through there, and have to do it several times a year, just to get to and from work.

                          Now that they are wanting to call out the national guard to help with all the crime (yeah all the gun/gang crime in the place with the most draconian gun laws, who knew???) I am going to have to go way south or up through the UP of MI to detour around that shit hole of a city. There for adding a extra day to my already 46 hours of just driving 1 way commute
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                            #14
                            oooh, so if I go to Chicago I can get my balls licked?

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                              #15
                              ^^^^^^^^^^^^^

                              I am sure you could find someone to accommodate you
                              Originally posted by Fusion
                              If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
                              The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


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                              Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
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