What does this mean. Please interpret

[blunttech]

Last night I dreamt I was shaving my beard off. I was looking in the mirror and I could see my beard but not my face. Once I had shaved my beard I looked in the mirror again and I was Charlie Sheen.

[Ryan Stewart]

You have HPV.

[Desaevious]

You have HPV.

That was acquired while a dollar-store-wizard-beard-wearing Charlie Sheen was scissoring with you.

[Kershaw]

you tie too much of your personality up in your beard.

:P

[Optimator]

I asked Yahoo! Answers.

[dvs909]

it means your charlie sheen

[CorvallisBMW]

I asked Yahoo! Answers.

"I'm asking for an old chum. He's around 80 years old, forgetful, and has an inflamed prostrate. Voiding is usually strained and unproductive. Thanks!"

[Desaevious]

"I'm asking for an old chum. He's around 80 years old, forgetful, and has an inflamed prostrate. Voiding is usually strained and unproductive. Thanks!"

bwahahaha I knew this thread would draw out Ovulator.

[blunttech]

you bitches wont be laughing when Im banging denise richards

[george graves]

[blunttech]

yeah I dont think ill have a problem landing her with my new 318is and my cleanly shaven face

[Danny]

I'd hit it.

[scabzzzz]

Shave your pubes too while you're at. The little coarse curly ones really tickle my nose...