Last night I dreamt I was shaving my beard off. I was looking in the mirror and I could see my beard but not my face. Once I had shaved my beard I looked in the mirror again and I was Charlie Sheen.
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You have HPV.Im now E30less.
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That was acquired while a dollar-store-wizard-beard-wearing Charlie Sheen was scissoring with you.Originally posted by Ryan Stewart View Post
SC*AR (Schwarz Army)
No longer stock ride height, rolling as low as a daily driver in New England should without worrying about breaking an oil pan. :up:Comment
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you tie too much of your personality up in your beard.
:PAWD > RWDComment
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I asked Yahoo! Answers.-OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)
Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(Comment
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it means your charlie sheen
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"I'm asking for an old chum. He's around 80 years old, forgetful, and has an inflamed prostrate. Voiding is usually strained and unproductive. Thanks!"Originally posted by Optimator View Post
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bwahahaha I knew this thread would draw out Ovulator.Originally posted by CorvallisBMW View Post"I'm asking for an old chum. He's around 80 years old, forgetful, and has an inflamed prostrate. Voiding is usually strained and unproductive. Thanks!"
SC*AR (Schwarz Army)
No longer stock ride height, rolling as low as a daily driver in New England should without worrying about breaking an oil pan. :up:Comment
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you bitches wont be laughing when Im banging denise richardsComment
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yeah I dont think ill have a problem landing her with my new 318is and my cleanly shaven faceOriginally posted by george graves View PostComment
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I'd hit it.
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Shave your pubes too while you're at. The little coarse curly ones really tickle my nose...
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