Lance Steroids Allegations

[der affe]

a lot of endurance athletes were taking "the clear" back in the day bec was no way to test for it. i was a hybrid of bolonone (equipose.....for horses) and Deca IIRC. it was develped TO GET AROUND testing and did until a disgruntled employee stole a sample and gave it to the testing committee.

a lot of the others (like baseball players ) were taking OTC prohormones the were legal up until 2003. that gave them a loop hole although they were in reality just oral steroids that needed a liver pass to convert to the real substance (pre drugs as they are sometimes called). not to say that there was not players on the real stuff too. creatine got me big my ass........

[TomSuddard]

Agreed. I hate those damn cyclists. I mean sure, they have the same right to the road as me, and they aren't hurting anybody, but still! I hate the way they just keep pedaling and pedaling. Fucking assholes, that's what they are!

And you know what I hate most? I know I'm awesome (and a super badass mother fucker) but I don't think everybody else does. That's why I pick on cyclists! People see me abuse little 20 pound vehicles from my SUV, and then they know I'm awesome (and a super badass motherfucker)!

[fryerfighter94]

Agreed. I hate those damn cyclists. I mean sure, they have the same right to the road as me, and they aren't hurting anybody, but still! I hate the way they just keep pedaling and pedaling. Fucking assholes, that's what they are!

And you know what I hate most? I know I'm awesome (and a super badass mother fucker) but I don't think everybody else does. That's why I pick on cyclists! People see me abuse little 20 pound vehicles from my SUV, and then they know I'm awesome (and a super badass motherfucker)!

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We have the right to ride two abreast, but yes many people abuse this privilege and get into drivers' way. However, almost all accidents involve people acting wrong on both ends.

I believe your troll (?) is unsuccessful.

[Restoman]

Louisiana now has a Three Foot Law. Give the cyclist 3 feet of clearance by law. I don't know what the punishment is or how well it can be inforced, but there are way too many people that act like assholes towards cyclist while on the road. Good&Tight, I don't care if it is sarcasm, but fuck off. It's a bad attitude.

[fryerfighter94]

Louisiana now has a Three Foot Law. Give the cyclist 3 feet of clearance by law. I don't know what the punishment is or how well it can be inforced, but there are way too many people that act like assholes towards cyclist while on the road. Good&Tight, I don't care if it is sarcasm, but fuck off. It's a bad attitude.

They needs this everywhere.

[snail]

im not taking some guy who has been proven to be a liar seriously. especially when he tries a huge publicity stunt like this. all his credibility has been shot down long ago

[snail]

a lot of endurance athletes were taking "the clear" back in the day bec was no way to test for it. i was a hybrid of bolonone (equipose.....for horses) and Deca IIRC. it was develped TO GET AROUND testing and did until a disgruntled employee stole a sample and gave it to the testing committee.

a lot of the others (like baseball players ) were taking OTC prohormones the were legal up until 2003. that gave them a loop hole although they were in reality just oral steroids that needed a liver pass to convert to the real substance (pre drugs as they are sometimes called). not to say that there was not players on the real stuff too. creatine got me big my ass........

boldonone you were close. but yeah agree with everything u said

[fryerfighter94]

Im not taking this claim seriously either. Just thought it would be interesting to see r3v's response. Lance is innocent fuck tha haters

[der affe]

boldonone you were close. but yeah agree with everything u said

just shooting from memory i was on the right track though.
I <3 equipose

[fryerfighter94]

just shooting from memory i was on the right track though.
I <3 equipose

How effective is creatine, out of curiousity? Is it legal? My friend used it and said that as long as you drink a shit ton of water its safe, and gets good results.

[structured]

Lance Armstrong wanna be's should be mowed fucking down by a steam roller. Fuck all you bikers that think you own the road in your little gay groups.

What's worse:

1) A group of cyclists annoying dumb motherfuckers who race with ricer douche-bags at 160mph on public roads?
OR
2) Dumb motherfuckers who race with ricer douche-bags at 160mph on public roads?

...it's a matter of opinion, I guess.

You, Sir, must be from the Panhandle.



As for the actual topic of this thread; I tend to believe people who implicate themselves along with those which they are accusing. Landis, however, has shown himself to be a liar and a backstabber. The fact that he took donations from fans in order to further himself but now admits that he was taking advantage only adds to the fact.

He is also at a point where he has nothing to lose. He begged Lance, the TOC, and UCI to allow him and his team to race but he was shut down. Vengeance is all that he has left.

[Ryan Stewart]

anddd how long have they had a believable claim against him? You can have your click back if you dont care to read

Dunno, how many believeable claims were there? It just seemed like every year he was accused and every year they couldnt get a positive test. Youd think if it was so easy to pay off these fuckers then the frogs could have convinced a fake positive out of someone in all of that time. After all, it was "their" sport he was dominating. Its not like Americans give two shits about cycling 99% of the time.

[der affe]

How effective is creatine, out of curiousity? Is it legal? My friend used it and said that as long as you drink a shit ton of water its safe, and gets good results.

all it does is pack your muscles with water, no increase in stregnth, kind of like girls with shoulder pads in the 80's all for show. the excess water does help with recovery, but you could get the same by just drinking lots of water.

eat eat eat (cleanly) and work work work is the best way to get bigger and stronger. when you hit a plateau that you can't get over a little chemical help wont hurt if your are over 25. the problem is people are not willing to put in the effort in the first place before the seek chemical help.

another thing about creatine is after a while it stop you up (as in no pooping) and that is no fun.

[fryerfighter94]

all it does is pack your muscles with water, no increase in stregnth, kind of like girls with shoulder pads in the 80's all for show. the excess water does help with recovery, but you could get the same by just drinking lots of water.

eat eat eat (cleanly) and work work work is the best way to get bigger and stronger. when you hit a plateau that you can't get over a little chemical help wont hurt if your are over 25. the problem is people are not willing to put in the effort in the first place before the seek chemical help.

another thing about creatine is after a while it stop you up (as in no pooping) and that is no fun.

I see. Thanks for the advice.

Dunno, how many believeable claims were there? It just seemed like every year he was accused and every year they couldnt get a positive test. Youd think if it was so easy to pay off these fuckers then the frogs could have convinced a fake positive out of someone in all of that time. After all, it was "their" sport he was dominating. Its not like Americans give two shits about cycling 99% of the time.

Thats what I have been saying. I think Landis is just trying to bring lance down with him.

[der affe]

on the bike thing, years ago i had a really nice Cannondale road bike. i used to ride it the 12ish miles to work each way every day. i got hit by cars 4 fucking times, from behind, riding with traffic, on the fucking sidewalk! there was no way i was going to ride on a busy street in the bike lane (because like Otis, i hate it when bikes ride in the lane). every time the cops would show up and issue no tickets because i was riding on the sidewalk, not the street.....yea fuck you, i'm riding in the street!

the last time i got hit, i took it to LANDIS cyclery, told them i needed an estimate for the repairs and that they could have the bike after that. the bike mechanic looked at me like i was nuts know ing what thwe bike cost. i told him i was hit on it 4 times in 3 months riding on the sidewalk, that bike is cursed!