Nice way to throw a farewell party for someone you hate? keepin it WS

[Atreus]

Work Safe....

So, there is an employee that is leaving soon, can't really stand the person, but i halfway want to make it memorable rofl, any ideas for work? Without going all Michael VS Toby.... anyone have some bright idears for a farewell party?

/thx

[jasonsnoddy]

watch clerks 2, do that.

[Atreus]

trying not to get fired...

[M-technik-3]

Small catered lunch and a few local gift cards, short simple and a pleasant thank you have a nice day.

[Alkasquawlik]

OP, what are you, 12 years old?

Who gives a fuck. Atleast you're not going to have to deal with said person anymore, why waste the effort to fuck with them.

[Be30mer]

Sorry, im out of idears

[jrhaile]

Jizz
On
The
Inside
Of
Work
Phone

[Will_318i]

Jizz
On
The
Inside
Of
Work
Phone

that is totally fucked up... but if you managed to pull that off more power to you.

[machined]

OP, what are you, 12 years old?

Who gives a fuck. Atleast you're not going to have to deal with said person anymore, why waste the effort to fuck with them.

That's what I was thinking. And, what's "Michael vs Toby"?

[E30Kaiser]

That's what I was thinking. And, what's "Michael vs Toby"?

I assume referring to the Office, and Michael's hatred for Toby.

[jrhaile]

that is totally fucked up... but if you managed to pull that off more power to you.

It can be done

[Alkasquawlik]

It can be done

Jizz in a sealable jar at home before work, go to work and use a paintbrush to slather the jizz all over the phone.

[emoshun]

Give them a gourmet chocolate bar.

Switch the chocolate with a maximum strength laxative chocolate bar.

You'll never get caught, but at least you know you got them in the end.

[Hick]

punch to the dick

[Jon325i]

Jizz in a sealable jar at home before work, go to work and use a paintbrush to slather the jizz all over the phone.

You state this as if you've tried it yourself :-P