F*@# i hate spiders

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  • DEV0 E30
    R3V OG
    • Oct 2004
    • 8813

    #91
    Originally posted by Downz
    dont get me wrong, if i woke up in the middle of the night and one that big was crawling on me i'd more then likely pass out due to sheer panic after pissing my pants and throwing up in the process

    but for the most part, tarantulas and the like dont weird me out, but theres a lot guy at my dealer who goes around the lot looking for black widows and collects them in various containers, then proceeds to show them off, making me and every one else's skin crawl

    fuck that
    I've killed a few around my property. Any time I see a thick web on a dilapidated/broken down car I want to throw a molotov cocktail right at it. They should all burn. I have a friend who works in a warehouse and he's had to kill dozens as they will be on his forklift or hiding everywhere he needs to be. Skin crawling for sure.

    But the worst?

    Worst sighting for me was in Washington. A little Creek/Park/Natural Falls a group of friends out for a nice walk. Walking on a steel grated bridge, and I look just past where my feet were. I think thousands doesn't quite cover how many black widows I see below in massive webs. Arachnophobia hit hard, then I saw a bird in the web that must have been dead for days... I proceeded to stop walking on the grated part of the bridge and just scan/stare at the entire area. The grates ran probably 1/4 of a mile, you could not count how many there were. You'd see probably 5-10 within a foot area, but because the bridge was suspended above more than 30 feet, and it wasn't open to any rushing water it looked like they went all the way down to just above the ground. FUUUUUUUUUUU. That made my skin crawl more than anything.

    Last edited by DEV0 E30; 10-21-2014, 08:29 AM.
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    • Swanny
      R3VLimited
      • Mar 2012
      • 2834

      #92
      Swanny!
      SUCKERS.

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      • Massimo
        No R3VLimiter
        • Jan 2008
        • 3207

        #93
        Originally posted by Swanny
        Funniest shit ever

        Those girls and the elevator shit some serious bricks
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        • TurboJake
          No R3VLimiter
          • Oct 2010
          • 3780

          #94
          Originally posted by st1g
          ftfy


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          • BLACKCHARM88
            E30 Addict
            • Jun 2014
            • 563

            #95
            Had a camel spider fight a scorpion once, camel spider had its ass handed to it.

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            • slaterd
              E30 Mastermind
              • Jul 2011
              • 1731

              #96
              Good morning R3V and fuck the rainforest.
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              Originally posted by Wh33lhop
              This is r3v. Check your vaginal sand at the door.

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              • BLACKCHARM88
                E30 Addict
                • Jun 2014
                • 563

                #97
                Trololol
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                • DEV0 E30
                  R3V OG
                  • Oct 2004
                  • 8813

                  #98
                  Originally posted by slaterd
                  Good morning R3V and fuck the rainforest.
                  Golden Orb Weavers are scary. I have one in a glass case... somewhere... or I threw it away... it ONLY has like an 8inch wingspan. Their legs are crazy long.







                  MORE SPINE SHIVERING SHIT, natural recluse trap though...

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                  • BLACKCHARM88
                    E30 Addict
                    • Jun 2014
                    • 563

                    #99
                    Killed a 2 and a half inch in diameter brown recluse on Sunday while splitting wood. Glad he didn't decide to crawl up my arm while moving the logs to split, that would be terrible.

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