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  • Ral
    E30 Fanatic
    • Jul 2007
    • 1486

    #1

    And you thought your ride had dish...



    Its official- this (or its dish-less but still awesome cargo carrying brother) is my new ride for the next few years of my life.

    Last Saturday while you all were either sleeping off a hangover or rubbing one out to your sister, I was doing this:



    I was in jet number 206, but you get the idea. (she blew a tire on me- sounded like a bomb went off during the most surprisingly violent experiences I've felt in aviation.)

    During workups for the boat, we all grew mustaches (its tradition; we think it was started mostly to keep chicks away from us so we concentrate on the boat) then dyed them all jet black. You have no idea how creepy 9 dudes in the same cutoff yellow polo with identical black mustaches in a white government van look.

    Well, maybe...


    [ninja add-in]

    Its supposed to look ugly.

    So, I am no longer a jet pilot (for now) and no longer fly aircraft for the Navy single-pilot. However, I just landed 14,000 lbs of unruly aluminum on 90,000 tonnes of angry steel safely and consistently, and my last flight in the jet was being launched off the bow of the U.S.S. Bush into the afternoon sun after successfully completing the last major hurdle to getting my Naval Aviator's wings.

    Here's what it looks like in video format.

    Last edited by Ral; 06-17-2010, 01:09 PM.
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  • aaron325ix
    E30 Fanatic
    • Jun 2007
    • 1489

    #2
    congrats dude.
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    • Alkasquawlik
      R3V Elite
      • Feb 2008
      • 4557

      #3
      makes me think of Top Gun

      SC*AR

      Originally posted by JamesE30
      And with a car looking like yours I imagine the balance shall tip in the favor of insult, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw, opposite... a dwarf.

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      • pureaudio
        E30 Enthusiast
        • May 2009
        • 1123

        #4
        That is pretty cool, congrats.
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        • 5Toes
          Banned
          • May 2010
          • 9836

          #5
          Awesome. Maybe you'll get to visit us here in the PNW at the shipyard (PSNS).

          It's beautiful up here.

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          • Ral
            E30 Fanatic
            • Jul 2007
            • 1486

            #6
            thanks guys. Its definitely the coolest thing I've ever done in my life. Sadly, I doubt Ill make it to the PNW.. bur Norcal (oxnard/Pt. Mugu) or San Diego are the two places I'd love to end up at.
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            • Massive Lee
              R3V OG
              • Sep 2006
              • 6782

              #7
              So, Ral. Are you a pilot or a navigator? That must be quite fun anyway.

              BTW Are you guys wearing a real mustach? Or ist it fake?
              Brake harder. Go faster. No shit.

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              • Ral
                E30 Fanatic
                • Jul 2007
                • 1486

                #8
                Pilot. And yeah, they're all real mustaches dyed "jet black". Twice.
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                • scabzzzz
                  Estado de mierda de encargo
                  • Jul 2007
                  • 6870

                  #9
                  All I see are dudes and airplanes. Sounds like it is teh sux

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                  • Ral
                    E30 Fanatic
                    • Jul 2007
                    • 1486

                    #10
                    women "came" later...
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                    • 87e30
                      R3V Elite
                      • Jul 2008
                      • 5676

                      #11
                      Awesome. I have a couple friends on track to fly for the Navy/Air Force and it definitely looks badass. Wish I knew how to fly.
                      Originally posted by z31maniac
                      I just hate everyone.

                      No need for discretion.

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                      • blunttech
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                        • Jul 2004
                        • 12850

                        #12
                        wow that is badass. i was nervous when the plane was lining up to land. is that video actually you or another dude?? either way i envy you man. thats is a badass career
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                        • Jparkr
                          HR Admin
                          • Jan 2006
                          • 3494

                          #13
                          Sick man that looks soooo much fun.

                          I stayed on the USS Lexington as a child for a boyscout trip. Those Aircraft carriers are awesome floating cities!

                          1987 PRO-3 car /1990 325is (2.7i Concours)

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                          • george graves
                            I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                            • Oct 2003
                            • 19986

                            #14
                            You sir are awesome. Well done.
                            Originally posted by Matt-B
                            hey does anyone know anyone who gets upset and makes electronics?

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                            • accident
                              R3V OG
                              • Sep 2008
                              • 7303

                              #15
                              the guy with the shades looks like the guy from Reno 911

                              Originally posted by ROLLingKING
                              i have a bronzit and plan on making it look sweet.
                              Originally posted by slammin.e28
                              Moral of this story?

                              If you drive your e30 on stairs, you're gonna have a bad time.

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