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    Attn Midwest: You suck

    I just flew in to Garden City, KS. It's a hundred fucking degrees, flat as the fucking ocean and the hotel bar is closed ALL DAY on Sundays.

    #2
    Been sayin that all along.
    Ma che cazzo state dicendo? :|

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      #3
      Now you see why I HATE IOWA, and the fact that I am stuck here till I go back out east to work PISSES ME OFF
      Originally posted by Fusion
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        #4
        Originally posted by CorvallisBMW View Post
        I just flew in to Garden City, KS. It's a hundred fucking degrees, flat as the fucking ocean and the hotel bar is closed ALL DAY on Sundays.
        Find a friendly strip joint...
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          #5
          GODDAMNIT I AM GOING TO CARPET BOMB THIS FUCKING STATE. No booze sales at all on sundays. I can't even get a 6-pack at the gas station.

          Fuck you Kansas. And Fuck you Dorothy. Your state sucks.

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            #6
            ^ And to think you'll be headed to Idaho soon. I was blown away when I discovered you don't get liquor in the grocery store here. But then again, you don't pump your own gas, people in Kansas would flip out over that.

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              #7
              ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

              Yes was suprised myself when I moved out west that the grocery stores dont have liquor licenses. Thats not a big deal though as our liquor stores at home rock




              Originally posted by CorvallisBMW View Post
              GODDAMNIT I AM GOING TO CARPET BOMB THIS FUCKING STATE. No booze sales at all on sundays. I can't even get a 6-pack at the gas station.

              Fuck you Kansas. And Fuck you Dorothy. Your state sucks.
              That might just be the county you are in. Some counties are dry on sundays or all the time in some states. I dont know for sure about KS though I hate all the plains states though too hot and too flat.
              Originally posted by Fusion
              If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
              The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


              The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

              Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
              William Pitt-

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                #8
                Originally posted by Farbin Kaiber View Post
                ^ And to think you'll be headed to Idaho soon. I was blown away when I discovered you don't get liquor in the grocery store here. But then again, you don't pump your own gas, people in Kansas would flip out over that.
                Idaho has to-go cups.
                Originally posted by Teaguer
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by CorvallisBMW View Post
                  GODDAMNIT I AM GOING TO CARPET BOMB THIS FUCKING STATE. No booze sales at all on sundays. I can't even get a 6-pack at the gas station.

                  Fuck you Kansas. And Fuck you Dorothy. Your state sucks.
                  Well Fuck you too for being in the wrong part of the state asslick. Here on the east side we have sunday sales, in fact most of the state does. Your dumbfuck luck you landed in the asshole of the state. As for the heat, here in Kansas we call that fucking summer. Don't like it, get the fuck out.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Farbin Kaiber View Post
                    ^ And to think you'll be headed to Idaho soon. I was blown away when I discovered you don't get liquor in the grocery store here. But then again, you don't pump your own gas, people in Kansas would flip out over that.
                    I can live with that, it's the same in OR.

                    Oh and now the TV is blaring tornado warnings. Great. This just keeps getting better.

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                      #11
                      Michigan is the only good state in the midwest. Thanks to all the rednecks who would go ape shit if they couldn't get a case of busch on a sunday
                      M42: Because 110 feels like 140 :finger:

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                        #12
                        ^^^^^^^^^^^
                        hop in your POS rental heap and drive to the next county if you need a 6er that bad LOL.
                        Originally posted by Fusion
                        If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
                        The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


                        The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

                        Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
                        William Pitt-

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by mrsleeve View Post
                          ^^^^^^^^^^^
                          hop in your POS rental heap and drive to the next county if you need a 6er that bad LOL.
                          That should do it. Can't believe Liberal doesn't have Sunday sales and it really is the asshole of KS, followed by Garden City and then Dodge City.

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                            #14
                            To-go cups? What am I missing? Info required!

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by cerdman View Post
                              Well Fuck you too for being in the wrong part of the state asslick. Here on the east side we have sunday sales, in fact most of the state does. Your dumbfuck luck you landed in the asshole of the state. As for the heat, here in Kansas we call that fucking summer. Don't like it, get the fuck out.
                              I hate to break it to you but the asshole of kansas lays from nebraska to oklahomo and from missouri to colorado
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