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    #31
    Originally posted by blunt View Post
    I hate to break it to you but the asshole of kansas lays from nebraska to oklahomo and from missouri to colorado
    Q-ed for the motherfucking T. the shittiest part of driving from the east coast out west is kansas, no contest. wind farms are cool to look at for about 15 minutes, then you get to see them for the next 6 hours. weak sauce.
    Originally posted by Dozyproductions
    You know why you're drinking that Pabst? No its probably not because it was the first beer you grabbed. It's because you're a winner.

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      #32
      Originally posted by CorvallisBMW View Post
      GODDAMNIT I AM GOING TO CARPET BOMB THIS FUCKING STATE. No booze sales at all on sundays. I can't even get a 6-pack at the gas station.

      Fuck you Kansas. And Fuck you Dorothy. Your state sucks.
      Without Kansas, we wouldn't have wheat, sorghum, or sunflowers.

      Without CorvallisBMW, r3vlimited wouldn't have another alcoholic polesmoke?
      -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

      Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
      Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(

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        #33
        And Toto would have nowhere to not be anymore.
        "The fabric of safety, drowned in resin..." - KevlarWeave

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          #34
          +1 for cali I can just hit a liq or am pm any point in time and stumble out with a 4loko hahaha.
          Jah bless! :pimp:

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            #35
            Originally posted by Optimator View Post
            Without Kansas, we wouldn't have wheat, sorghum, or sunflowers.
            geee you for got about Iowa, Illinois, Nebraska, N & Dakota, MN and MT all big wheat and seed crop producers. I think we would be just fine with out the production from Kansas. I loathe IA but Kansas is worse, the Bible thumpers are a bit more overt and pushy over there
            Originally posted by Fusion
            If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
            The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


            The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

            Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
            William Pitt-

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              #36
              I'd say kansas is better than Iowa, Iowa has more meth and fat people. I love Lawrence except for the summers.

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                #37
                Wisconsin is the only midwest state I like. I would even vacation there.
                Ma che cazzo state dicendo? :|

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                  #38
                  Hahaha, they sent you to BFE Garden City hahahaha. Western Kansas = shithole. Eastern is much better. Wichita is my home, and love it. Lawrence and Manhatten are college towns. I feel sorry for you, truly do! Kansas City(MO) is cool, but Kansas City(KS) sucks ass. Atleast you aren't in New Jersey. Now thats one state that sucks major donkey balls, as does New Mexico(Minus north New Mexico and the Pecos)

                  I would NEVER go to western Kansas. Only time I do is when I drive cross country.

                  Kyle
                  1988 M3, 97 840, 99 XJ
                  DILLIGAF

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                    #39


                    fuck yeaaa midwest

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