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  • mrsleeve
    I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
    • Mar 2005
    • 16385

    #16
    Originally posted by blunt
    I hate to break it to you but the asshole of kansas lays from nebraska to oklahomo and from missouri to colorado
    hit the nail on the head
    Originally posted by Fusion
    If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
    The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


    The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

    Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
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    • rustybullet
      Wrencher
      • Apr 2010
      • 218

      #17
      Originally posted by CorvallisBMW
      GODDAMNIT I AM GOING TO CARPET BOMB THIS FUCKING STATE. No booze sales at all on sundays. I can't even get a 6-pack at the gas station.

      Fuck you Kansas. And Fuck you Dorothy. Your state sucks.
      come up to lawrence,ks and you can get booze on sundays...well till 8pm lol.

      i live an hour from garden city haha.

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      • u3b3rg33k
        R3VLimited
        • Jan 2010
        • 2452

        #18
        Fuck you haters.

        Ich gehöre nicht zur Baader-Meinhof Gruppe

        Originally posted by Top Gear
        Just imagine waking up and remembering you're Mexican.

        Every time you buy a car with DSC/ESC, Jesus kills a baby seal. With a kitten.


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        • CorvallisBMW
          Long Schlong Longhammer
          • Feb 2005
          • 13039

          #19
          I have no rental :(

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          • mrsleeve
            I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
            • Mar 2005
            • 16385

            #20
            ^^^^^^^^^^^^

            You gonna ware out a pair of sandals then. How you getting around????

            Any time I travel for work where a Company truck is not available for me, I get a rental and turn it in on my expenses on top of my prediem's and flights
            Originally posted by Fusion
            If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
            The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


            The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

            Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
            William Pitt-

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            • CorvallisBMW
              Long Schlong Longhammer
              • Feb 2005
              • 13039

              #21
              No need really, the hotel is right across the street from where I'm doing the training. And in a little town like this, what's there to drive to anyways? lol. Everything gets expensed, but I really didn't see a need for a rental.

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              • Midnight Sun
                E30 Addict
                • Jan 2007
                • 429

                #22
                Originally posted by Farbin Kaiber
                To-go cups? What am I missing? Info required!
                When you leave a bar you get to take your drink with you. Unlike in Washington, we have to leave our drink or pour it out.

                Plus, I think Idaho still has drive through liquor stores... Cant remember.
                Originally posted by Teaguer
                Filling an Eta's tank with super unleaded will reach the cars maximum attainable performance level .

                Aa a bonus filling the tank will also double any Eta's resale value .

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                • Farbin Kaiber
                  Lil' Puppet
                  • Jul 2007
                  • 29502

                  #23
                  Originally posted by Midnight Sun
                  When you leave a bar you get to take your drink with you. Unlike in Washington, we have to leave our drink or pour it out.

                  Plus, I think Idaho still has drive through liquor stores... Cant remember.
                  Nice. I only go to one bar, in town, with whom the bartender is a friend, I just thought he was being nice with the free extra drink to go home with, didn't know it was law. I love this place.

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                  • topdown323
                    Wrencher
                    • Dec 2007
                    • 248

                    #24
                    had to land on the wrong side of the state. tsk tsk. i would have brought you alcohol if you are that hard up lol
                    ------------------------------------------------




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                    • cerdman
                      Wrencher
                      • Nov 2006
                      • 213

                      #25
                      Originally posted by CorvallisBMW
                      I have no rental :(
                      Well, Liberal KS without a rental, that really sucks. I understand the 'tude now.

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                      • cerdman
                        Wrencher
                        • Nov 2006
                        • 213

                        #26
                        Originally posted by blunt
                        I hate to break it to you but the asshole of kansas lays from nebraska to oklahomo and from missouri to colorado
                        A+ for geography!

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                        • blunttech
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                          • Jul 2004
                          • 12850

                          #27
                          Originally posted by cerdman
                          A+ for geography!
                          I had to look at a map
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                          • CorvallisBMW
                            Long Schlong Longhammer
                            • Feb 2005
                            • 13039

                            #28
                            Originally posted by cerdman
                            Well, Liberal KS without a rental, that really sucks. I understand the 'tude now.
                            The 'tude is more satirical than anything ;)

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                            • dashboardmonkey
                              FUCK YOUR WAFFLES
                              • Jun 2008
                              • 6158

                              #29
                              drinkin a beer right now.....mmmmm
                              -Andy

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                              • Philo
                                Ich esse kleine Kinder
                                • Oct 2008
                                • 3334

                                #30
                                Kansas is such a lame shit hole. They even fucked up their half of KC. Lawrence is about the only thing tolerable in the state.
                                -tim
                                Originally posted by Jordan
                                I like the stance
                                -Coining hip terms since 10/9/03

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