moose knuckle last night with my fist.
Should I go gay?
Should I go gay?
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67Yes. You'll end up fodder for a big dude anyway.28.36%19No. Bimmerista likes more cushion for the pushing and he's not gay, he just looks it.19.40%13Que? I will post tangentially related spew in your thread instead.25.37%17Rob26.87%18-OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)
Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
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Big girls need lovin to, plus they give the best head because they are always hungry.2001 silver/Blk 325 cabby. SOLDOriginally posted by codyep3
1988 Blk/Blk e30 factory wide body kit car SOLD
1992 DS/BLK 325 m-tech II apperance pack cabby SOLD!
2002 325xit Sil/blk. SOLD
2012 328i xdrive touring. Wht/blk. SOLD
2009 135 cabby. monacoblue/blk leather SOLD
2007 Z4m coupe. Silver grey/black/ aluminum. 1of50
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i got with a semi fat chick once, never doing that again. i like my girls curvy, but fat is nasty.sigpicComment
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No, this girl wasn't like the fat ones that MonkeyMadness posted in the NWS pictures thread. She was just thick.-OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)
Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(Comment
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is she like a gynormous chick thats just big? like tall and thick? id hit that. but not a fat chick. yuck.sigpicComment
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Let's just leave it at thick. Optimator is trying to forget.-OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)
Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(Comment
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Pixs1991 325iC - Mauritsblau sumthin metallic blue. DEAD
1992 525i - Silber sumthin sumthin metallic- Rolling again, needs suspension/wheels/brakes/paint.... Fuck you A4S310R; BEAT YOU.
1989 325i - Cirrusblau Metallic sumthin sumthin-project - trying to clean up the interior(done), then the body, then a 5spd, then suspension, then..... - [Stolen :| ]
1991 325iC - Calypsorot Metallic
1994 540i - Granitsilber
Originally posted by scabzzzzComment
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I dunno man.....
About 20 years ago I had a "big boned" gal. She had complete waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles muscle control. Her deal was she would squat over you, lower herself down on your cock and without moving all that much completely blow your mind. It felt like a velvet fist. She had a great face a fun personality and that goes a long way.
Gorgeous chicks seldom need to develop those sorts of skills to get laid. They just lay there and let you stare at their tits while you have to do all the work....LOL
I'm lucky now to have a cute little Italian chick who runs marathons and likes topless car rides AND has passion and skill in the sack.....and on park benches, and movie theatres and Tea Party rallies, and......Comment
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wut is a moose knuckle?Ma che cazzo state dicendo? :|Comment
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are women even allowed to drive?sigpic
1987 - 325i Convertible Delphin Auto [SOLD], 325i Convertible Delphin Manual [SOLD]
1989 - 325i Convertible Bronzit m30b35 swapped [SCRAPPED], 325i Sedan Alpine Auto[DD]
1991 - 325i Coupe Laguna Manual [Project], 535i Sedan Alpine [SCRAPPED]Comment
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Honestly, thank you for this story. It will help me cry myself to sleep tonight, because I've lost 25% feeling in my legs.
Use your imagination.
No. Fischstxs had someone drive her car somewhere so she could take pictures.-OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)
Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(Comment
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I dont know what a moose knuckle looks like. Sorry dude all I do is work on cnc equipment. I grew up in a city and never read books about animals.Ma che cazzo state dicendo? :|Comment
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It refers to the area of a girl that resembles your Fleshlight.-OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)
Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(Comment
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sorry bro I only know sex in a can.Ma che cazzo state dicendo? :|Comment
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