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  • Alkasquawlik
    R3V Elite
    • Feb 2008
    • 4557
    #16
    Originally posted by b*saint
    wut is a moose knuckle?
    ever heard of a camel toe?
    now imagine that on a fat girl.

    SC*AR

    Originally posted by JamesE30
    And with a car looking like yours I imagine the balance shall tip in the favor of insult, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw, opposite... a dwarf.

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      • IRON-E
        I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
        • Dec 2007
        • 16548
        #17
        OP, are you sure it was her Mooose knucle and not her FUPA?
        @IRON-E30 aka Edwin:D

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          • Atreus
            E30 Mastermind
            • Sep 2008
            • 1846
            #18
            irone thats fucking disgusting, you sick fuck. omg. FUPA? REALLY.
            1991 325iC - Mauritsblau sumthin metallic blue. DEAD
            1992 525i - Silber sumthin sumthin metallic- Rolling again, needs suspension/wheels/brakes/paint.... Fuck you A4S310R; BEAT YOU.
            1989 325i - Cirrusblau Metallic sumthin sumthin-project - trying to clean up the interior(done), then the body, then a 5spd, then suspension, then..... - [Stolen :| ]
            1991 325iC - Calypsorot Metallic
            1994 540i - Granitsilber

            Originally posted by scabzzzz
            I've had blunts cock in my mouth, but I'm not gay.

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              • delatlanta1281
                Dart Master
                • Mar 2006
                • 10317
                #19
                Robert.
                Yours truly,
                Rich
                sigpic
                Originally posted by Rigmaster
                you kids get off my lawn.....

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                  • ACMF74
                    E30 Fanatic
                    • Nov 2005
                    • 1245
                    #20
                    i find these threads fascinating

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                      • Optimator
                        E30 Fanatic
                        • Aug 2008
                        • 1396
                        #21
                        This girl had a flat stomach. Her behind spanned two ZIP codes though.
                        -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

                        Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
                        Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(

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                          • McGyver
                            R3V Elite
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 4439
                            #22
                            Originally posted by Optimator
                            No. Fischstxs had someone drive her car somewhere so she could take pictures.
                            good. i was worried for a second there. and from now on can we not talk about ourselves in the third person? its just creepy.
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                            1987 - 325i Convertible Delphin Auto [SOLD], 325i Convertible Delphin Manual [SOLD]
                            1989 - 325i Convertible Bronzit m30b35 swapped [SCRAPPED], 325i Sedan Alpine Auto[DD]
                            1991 - 325i Coupe Laguna Manual [Project], 535i Sedan Alpine [SCRAPPED]

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                              • BillBrasky
                                E30 Mastermind
                                • Dec 2008
                                • 1641
                                #23
                                So, how is Kate doing?

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                                  • StereoInstaller1
                                    GAS
                                    • Jul 2004
                                    • 22679
                                    #24
                                    Originally posted by Optimator
                                    This girl had a flat stomach. Her behind spanned two ZIP codes though.
                                    there is no "l" in fat

                                    Closing SOON!
                                    "LAST CHANCE FOR G.A.S." DEAL IS ON NOW

                                    Luke AT germanaudiospecialties DOT com or text 425-761-6450, or for quickest answers, call me at the shop 360-669-0398

                                    Thanks for 10 years of fun!

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                                      • Deltron Dirty30
                                        R3VLimited
                                        • Apr 2010
                                        • 2436
                                        #25
                                        Originally posted by b*saint
                                        wut is a moose knuckle?
                                        Originally posted by HarryPotter
                                        not to be racist but i've had multiple african americans comment on how they love my car. I've seen pics of e30's rolling through africa with at least 15-20 africans on them with ak-47's. WILD. its in the african blood. Hope this wasn't too racist, forgive me as I am intoxicated.
                                        Instagram: @jstnlws

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                                          • HiTheNameIsBJ
                                            E30 Enthusiast
                                            • Jan 2009
                                            • 1116
                                            #26
                                            Originally posted by Optimator
                                            This girl had a flat stomach. Her behind spanned two ZIP codes though.
                                            I had one of them like 2 months ago, roast beef waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles too, I had the sense to blame wiskey dick and leave though.


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                                              • IRON-E
                                                I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                                                • Dec 2007
                                                • 16548
                                                #27
                                                Originally posted by Atreus
                                                irone thats fucking disgusting, you sick fuck. omg. FUPA? REALLY.
                                                hey it was just a question.......so was it???
                                                @IRON-E30 aka Edwin:D

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                                                  • blocke
                                                    E30 Fanatic
                                                    • Mar 2009
                                                    • 1305
                                                    #28
                                                    IF you have to lift up her wompus to get to her snatch, shes too fat.
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                                                    Parts Wanted
                                                    The Never-ending Resto Mod

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                                                      • jeffw
                                                        E30 Enthusiast
                                                        • Sep 2008
                                                        • 1087
                                                        #29
                                                        Originally posted by Todd Black 88
                                                        Big girls need lovin to, plus they give the best head because they are always hungry.
                                                        fat girls are good for one thing. their hot friends

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                                                          • Farbin Kaiber
                                                            Lil' Puppet
                                                            • Jul 2007
                                                            • 29502
                                                            #30
                                                            ^ And for fucking the roll behind their knee/calf.

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