Any one here ever been to jail?

[jeffw]

I spent most of my juvenile years in juvie and 4 years in the state pen here in oregon. Here its like summer camp with your random retard that thinks they are tough. as long as you aren't a rat or a rapist you are fine lol

[phreshkid]

No raping happened in county jail, that's more of a pen thing. I got a job in laundry, folded clothes like the best of them, then got a 5 day early kick for working. 3 weeks and 2 days, and 10 pounds lighter, I'm alive. You can eat all the food in the world in that place but because it's so terrible and lacking in the nutritious department, you lose weight.

[thornado327i]

You can eat all the food in the world in that place but because it's so terrible and lacking in the nutritious department, you lose weight.

You've lost weight for some other reasons.

The food you were eating is most probably full of protein. Bon apetit.

[TheEtaUnderdog]

I have no stories. My brother is a fucktard tho... he has been written 21 tickets (Not 21 violations, 21 tickets, most of which had multiple violations). The only reason he still has his license is because to go from our town to phoenix is through resi territory. So they just give you a huge ass fine and let you go on your merry way, nothing on your record or insurance. he only has 2 tickets on his record.

But lets see, his first car was a 1990 735il. I was sitting passenger mostly asleep when he got his first ticket. had the car topped out around 140ish, and slowed down to 101 for a sharp curve, this was in a 55, cop pulled him over, was about to put the cuffs on him, realized he was a minor and had to call my pops. now, my dad can talk his way through anything, get free shit, discounted shit, get people out of trouble, basically he should've been a lawyer and would've been a DAMN good one. cop then says he'll lower it to a 66 in a 55 and let him off.

Now, unlike the dumb ass OP who wrecked his car on his first attempt, my brother too was a dumb ass and ran, 5 separate occasions. got away each time too. that car was wrecked when someone made a left turn in front of him, now he drives slow in 94 dodge 1500. except when he's off road, but those are other stories.... :)

physics and your story don't get along

[Peterkaczynski]

[imsotyerred]

Yeah that would be pretty ironic since you bought one when you were 18, remember? Did you ever get that bad boy off?

Quoted for lulz

nice burn