funniest qoutes ever

[Sailor37]

tun lluf a fo trohs daerht eno si yob tahT.

[Fusion]

Dwight: I don't understand why Michael is wasting his time with Spanish. I have it on very good authority, that within 20 years everyone will be speaking German. Or a Chinese-German hybrid.

[blunttech]

I could careless, ban me after I get my brothers body kit form a forum member. After that I could not give a fuck.

actually I think you "couldnt" care less mensa boy

[F34R]

Def ban him now, he just said bodykit.

It is an AC Schnitzer front and rear apron with the skirts. I thought it was called a body kit? It is not stock BMW. It is aftermarket and a kit for the body...correct me if I am wrong.

[T Verdier]

I could careless, ban me after I get my brothers body kit form a forum member. After that I could not give a fuck.

So you're just using us for connections? That breaks my heart : (

It is an AC Schnitzer front and rear apron with the skirts. I thought it was called a body kit? It is not stock BMW. It is aftermarket and a kit for the body...correct me if I am wrong.

Ground FX LOL

[87e30]

This thread picked up and then went back down again.

Worthwhile read.

[Atreus]

tun lluf a fo trohs daerht eno si yob tahT.

[F34R]

So you're just using us for connections? That breaks my heart : (

You don't buy off of here?

[quikveedb2]

I've swallowed all your ideas, I'm going to digest them and see what comes out the other end.

[Jon325i]

"Take my advice.....no seriously, I don't need it"

Not sure where I heard it, but I got a chuckle from it.

Jon

[Maluco]

"ok, flaming dragon...fuckface, take a big step back and literally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!!!!!

[Jand3rson]

That role made me respect Tom Cruise. I don't give a fuck how crazy he is.

[mrsleeve]

A+ thread would read again

[F34R]

Spaceballs the movie that you can quote all day and Monty Python

I bet she gives great helmet.

It's Mega Maid. She's gone from suck to blow

We ain't found SHIT!

Monty:

Well, we'll not risk another frontal assault. That rabbit's dynamite.

(favorite section)
The Witch: I'm not a witch I'm not a witch!
Sir Bedevere: But you are dressed as one
The Witch: *They* dressed me up like this!
Crowd: We didn't! We didn't...
The Witch: And this isn't my nose. It's a false one.
Sir Bedevere: [lifts up her false nose] Well?
Peasant 1: Well, we did do the nose.
Sir Bedevere: The nose?
Peasant 1: And the hat, but she is a witch!
Crowd: Yeah! Burn her! Burn her!
Sir Bedevere: Did you dress her up like this?
Peasant 1: No!
Peasant 3, Peasant 2: No!
Peasant 3: No!
Peasant 1: No!
Peasant 3, Peasant 2: No!
Peasant 1: Yes!
Peasant 2: Yes!
Peasant 1: Yeah a bit.
Peasant 3: A bit!
Peasant 1, Peasant 2: A bit!
Peasant 2: a bit
Peasant 1: But she has got a wart!
Random Person in the crowd: *cough* *cough*

[Dude]

Anything from the office, especially from creed

-The guy was just hanging brain. I mean, what's all the fuss? If that's flashing then lock me up.

-A lot of jazz cats are blind. But they can play the piano like nobody's business. I'd like to put the piano in front of Pam, without her glasses, and see what happens. I'd also like to see her topless.


-The only difference between me and a homeless man is this job. I will do whatever it takes to survive...like I did when I was a homeless man.

-Sometimes a guy's gotta ride the bull, am I right? Later, skater.

- Creed Bratton has never declared bankruptcy. When Creed Bratton gets in trouble, he transfers his debt to William Charles Schneider.


Dwight

-I come from a long line of fighters. My maternal grandfather was the toughest guy I ever knew. World War Two veteran killed twenty men and spent the rest of the war in an Allied prison camp. My father battled blood pressure and obesity all his life. Different kind of fight.

-One time I suspected an ex-girlfriend of mine of cheating on me, so I tailed her for six nights straight. Turns out.. she was. With a couple of guys, actually... so. Mystery solved.

-When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered that I had adsorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No, I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.

-Reject a woman, and she will never let it go. One of the many defects of their kind. Also, weak arms.

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